ID	Tweet	Affect Dimension	Intensity Score
2018-En-01964	Gm and have a  #Tuesday!	valence	0.589
2018-En-01539	@realDonaldTrump But you have a lot of time for tweeting #ironic	valence	0.500
2018-En-04235	I graduated yesterday and already had 8 family members asking what job I've got now 😂 #nightmare	valence	0.550
2018-En-03711	@jaimitoelcrack7 Seriously...I've been sitting here for five minutes watching this in awe. It never gets less amazing.	valence	0.633
2018-En-01177	Whether my glass is half empty or its half full. I'm just grateful I even have a glass and that there's something in it.\n #optimism 🤔	valence	0.750
2018-En-01352	Do you ever fall asleep before you set your alarm, but then the Lord wakes you up on time anyways 🙌🏻 #WontHeDoIt	valence	0.629
2018-En-03829	There was a live chicken running around the cfa parking lot. No one knows where it came from or how it got there. #ironic	valence	0.517
2018-En-02627	Memo to @PutinRF_Eng: I'm going to run for #POTUS and would appreciate your help with opposition research. #sarcasm	valence	0.500
2018-En-02078	@TommySandhu @bbcasiannetwork tommy you r phenomenal smashed #ajjdin on the mixes #hilarious and #awesome 😜😂😂👍🏻	valence	0.790
2018-En-00030	@LDN_Muscle a #bright and early session this morning before work! #fullbody #ldnmladies surprised that it actually helped reduce my #doms	valence	0.750
2018-En-03885	Only in #whitehorse do you see a hubcap going down 2nd ave all by itself #yukontumbleweed #yukon 	valence	0.453
2018-En-02568	Driving down the thruway,pantless. #breezy	valence	0.532
2018-En-03759	Hon. Miss Dashwood, whose manners very pretty face, she offended you have done before.	valence	0.600
2018-En-03984	Maybe he was partly right. THESE emails might lead to impeachment and 'lock him up' #ironic #ImpeachTrump	valence	0.315
2018-En-00789	I was deeply struck with her very presence,expressions &amp; soul-penetrating performance.I was lost in her #bliss #NinnuKori  @i_nivethathomas	valence	0.569
2018-En-00031	It's kind of shocking how amazing your rodeo family is when the time comes that you need someone 	valence	0.522
2018-En-03254	@stillgray yeah real smart... threaten a cop, just cuz youre famous #sarcasm	valence	0.403
2018-En-00579	But also tomorrow's goal is to clean my room so like greatttt #sarcasm	valence	0.391
2018-En-02053	@AishaRuby85 thank you very much. I keep gettin the excited kid on ur bday feeling 😊	valence	0.857
2018-En-02393	This is legit one of the coolest experiences of our lifetime. #amazing #solareclipse	valence	0.883
2018-En-02162	Woke up in a great mood, ready to get back to work 😊 	valence	0.879
2018-En-03182	#ever #heard of #flirt #marketing !!\n\n#engaging with a #person in such a #playful way that the person #enjoys, and finds #comfort with.	valence	0.726
2018-En-03075	@rohandes Lets see how this goes. We falter in SL and this goes downhill.	valence	0.492
2018-En-01947	On the bright side ma work pals have treated me too a spotty dotty cookie	valence	0.638
2018-En-04241	Darn it - I was hoping Pitbull was going to do the national anthem. #sarcasm 😉  #MLBAllStarGame ⚾️	valence	0.367
2018-En-01955	@NevadaScal @Noble_Jim @chocolatemyers3 That's why I #sarcasm 😉	valence	0.500
2018-En-02042	Her #future #bright don't give a 🙊about her #past #RickRoss #DeadPresidents #TuesdayThoughts	valence	0.581
2018-En-03705	The fun never stops. 🙃 #sarcasm	valence	0.696
2018-En-00222	Your message to Government? @SadiqKhan: 'Yes, stop being control freaks and give us the powers to control minicab/taxi numbers' #irony	valence	0.450
2018-En-03281	Confidence c|mos not from always being right but from not fearing ho be wrong.-Peter ;. Mcintyre	valence	0.517
2018-En-00494	@RightNewsUK Poor dogs! Have to bite that sun of a bitch! 😠	valence	0.125
2018-En-01045	Oh, yeah, Twitter - your new 'you have three unspecified notifications' emails are ever so useful. #sarcasm	valence	0.583
2018-En-02855	@BBCNews @BBCBreaking I don't think it's very funny you guys bullying a man for struggling to put on a poncho #bully #bullies #bbc	valence	0.300
2018-En-03504	Would be ever so grateful if you could record Garden of Forgiveness gentleman @LukeGoss @mattgoss #amazing	valence	0.750
2018-En-03445	@TheSocialCTV was a guest at your show today .. Just wanted to say what an enjoyable experience from arriving to leaving #smiling	valence	0.700
2018-En-04039	Asked my client to take a twitter photo at the home away from home. He was happy to oblige 🍑#redlightsmakeeverythingbetter	valence	0.645
2018-En-03115	Hey Andy Van Dyke Thanks for the recent follow! Happy to connect :) Look forward to your next interesting posts.	valence	0.820
2018-En-00487	@sainsburys I been asked for appx 12th time in 48hrs to confirm details to another new rep to deal with my complaint re incompetence #ironic	valence	0.426
2018-En-00568	@FoodwiseWomen @GilesMacDonogh Thank you 😊	valence	0.694
2018-En-00954	Saddest part about messing up both my legs/ankles? I miss heels. Being a 7fg giant was fun. #sadness	valence	0.109
2018-En-02270	#fans #gamers what you think @EAMaddenNFL 18 is going to rate the #Dolphins #offense #defense special teams rating &amp; rank out of 32 teams	valence	0.500
2018-En-03179	What can you say about @rogerfederer #awestruck.....	valence	0.581
2018-En-01520	Won't be making it to surgeon consultation because it's too tough to get me in car today.🙈 #ironic #health #spoonielife #SpoonieProblems	valence	0.267
2018-En-03028	@HNEinc won't cover my #Tresiba insulin. Body doesn't accept #Lantus. Need this 2 live. Why have health insurance? Oh yeah, 2 live #irony	valence	0.500
2018-En-01100	The way this British(?) lass is bottling it at the crucial points she could well be from Brighton rather than Australia/Croatia #irony	valence	0.391
2018-En-00509	Sarcasm is an art and I am it's Picasso. #LifeThoughts #ArtisticTuesday #sarcasm #artisttwitter	valence	0.534
2018-En-02787	Be the very best you can be. Believe that you can be the best version of you there is. You are the best! #theonlyyou  #iinspiredu	valence	0.759
2018-En-01133	I'm kinda glad that I know about 2 to 4 people in all my classes that I can talk to #relieved	valence	0.742
2018-En-03307	@GutoAberconwy Your majority is 635 members of the public- believe me you have offended rather more than 635 voters!	valence	0.397
2018-En-03704	Gooood morning it is such a #blessing to see another day all that Read this I hope have a great morning	valence	0.758
2018-En-04134	Thank you everyone that stop by... Being  #sarcastic	valence	0.500
2018-En-00750	Man, don't believe the hype, this #DJKhaled comp is garbage. #sad #terrible #trumpofhiphop	valence	0.031
2018-En-02506	*gen math class*\n\nms: what is the value of x in this eq'n?\n\nme: x is 10....tial dread and suffering is a prison without escape, only death.	valence	0.359
2018-En-02768	I'm still feeling some type of way about Viserion. #GameOfThrones #crying #stresseating	valence	0.233
2018-En-00643	@AGT I am sadden by this #great talent # RIP Brandon Rogers🙏# praying 4 his family may his short life brings you comfort# called home early	valence	0.200
2018-En-04211	.@POTUS every other President has said you can really only govern foe 18 months until the re-elect. Why are you focused on 2020 now? #scared	valence	0.179
2018-En-02697	@DiceMore I guess she got tired of her war on Tony that's been raging for about a year.	valence	0.259
2018-En-01585	I have to remember my #sarcasm is a little to dry for freshmen... whoops...	valence	0.547
2018-En-01753	There's no one right way to live life but: be kind, be genuine, be honest, be open. #Love yourself &amp; #laugh often. #Mindfulness @HealingMB	valence	0.629
2018-En-02750	@ButUCanCallMeZ I always wondered your feelings on this and I'm so glad to hear it. 😊	valence	0.667
2018-En-00820	@talkfreelyalway @westbrookdanni Haha 👌🏼it's nice to know you take the time to find out so much about me too #flattered 😘	valence	0.790
2018-En-03176	Ot6 still exist? #julid #deletesoon 	valence	0.533
2018-En-04172	discouraged	valence	0.081
2018-En-01057	That maybe she just lost her job in the recession and is trying out a new career path	valence	0.375
2018-En-00722	John Cena answering the #USopenChallenge on #SDLive .. #ironic	valence	0.468
2018-En-01439	We're just a bunch of sad kids trying to cheer each other up..	valence	0.306
2018-En-02360	You can be discouraged by failure or you can learn from it. -- Thomas J. Watson,#motivationalquote,#success	valence	0.643
2018-En-03346	So close; yet so far!  #irony	valence	0.406
2018-En-04366	#Laughter strengthens #relationships. #Women are more attracted to someone with the ability to make them #laugh.	valence	0.726
2018-En-02577	We face elimination tonight, 6:15 @ Mahoney #RoadToMahoney #optimism	valence	0.429
2018-En-01607	Last night was the first night I slept by myself in 3 weeks and it was awful.	valence	0.125
2018-En-02392	Aaaaand back down to 387 now after a tidy up....will I ever be famous/popular #sarcasm	valence	0.481
2018-En-03958	@mcmalveiro Hi Miguel, that's awesome! Thank you very much for updating us! 😄 -Claire	valence	0.871
2018-En-03341	You get out of a relationship now 'hoe is life' don't make me laugh 😆	valence	0.700
2018-En-01739	if anyone has any tips to help me worry less then hmu	valence	0.328
2018-En-04008	Was watching more Subnatica so fun and funny and IGP is so hilarious #funny #omg #amazing #nice #hilarious	valence	0.871
2018-En-03744	A fabulous evening at The Mayflower Theatre watching The Play That Goes Wrong - had us in stitches all evening #veryfunny #laughter	valence	0.733
2018-En-00684	I feel so intimidated talking to chicken now that I know how pretty she is	valence	0.315
2018-En-01701	It's said that #sarcasm is the lowest form of #wit. To that I say 'No, really? Hey, somebody give this person a #Nobel #peace #prize!'	valence	0.500
2018-En-00586	“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.” \n― Barney Stinson	valence	0.532
2018-En-02911	@ComeJesusSoon trembled, the #earth quaked, and it became a very great #panic. [2/2]	valence	0.345
2018-En-02552	@taportugal I'm lost in translation with @taportugal #sad #tired #upset #noservice	valence	0.103
2018-En-03670	Sitting in car waiting for torrential rain to stop so I can get to a meeting, while listening to #LALALAND song Another Day of Sun. #irony	valence	0.550
2018-En-03738	Someone just replied all to an email telling someone else off for sending an email to the whole dept mailing list #ironic 😂	valence	0.625
2018-En-00841	@scatteredmom Totally! He had 3 teenage girls(daughters +a friend) who were freaked out cuz their clothes &amp; bikes were destroyed. #ironic	valence	0.200
2018-En-02028	@vaughtsviews I'm sure if he'd picked Kentucky, he'd be cleared just as quickly. #sarcasm	valence	0.500
2018-En-03470	Today in Selfcare: beauty &amp; laughs Kung Fu Panda 3 #Wellness #joy #laughter #selfcare #therapist #philadelphia	valence	0.823
2018-En-01976	Edge of my seat @GameOfThrones loved it #dragonsontheWall 	valence	0.629
2018-En-03172	It's not length, it's A #gnawing #sense of #dread.	valence	0.293
2018-En-03189	@johntassparker Well, at the time, I think there was that concern. Now it is all bright and shiny with a price tag to match.	valence	0.645
2018-En-04143	@lizritchie7 @donnyosmond You Can Call - Burning Shed And Ask Them ? - Here Is The Number - \n01603767726 - Or Email Them &amp; Ask :-)	valence	0.517
2018-En-00417	@kylegriffin1 @tkdmike you mean the 🍊🤡 didn't tweet the correction...? #shocking	valence	0.387
2018-En-04316	@SaffronOlive At least their pricing is in line with their trend of GP pricing. #sarcasm	valence	0.304
2018-En-00549	What's with that witch saying 2 popular youtubers are dating?! Lol #laughter #MSPDramaIsOverParty	valence	0.736
2018-En-03372	What a raucous crowd today @GCSchoolsNC #GCSArtsPD17! How often does one hear applause and cheers at PD?! #excitement @ARTSEDNC @nakiahardy	valence	0.859
2018-En-00717	@bugwan Crown? Teaching the kiddies to have a flutter?	valence	0.466
2018-En-00947	Rabbit races ... 😊 .. simply perfect! \n\nSo glad @LeBatardShow and @Stugotz790 are back!	valence	0.741
2018-En-01816	The @StandardDiary nailing @SarahTheDuchess the other day was very amusing! 'I've written 56 books... ' @standardnews #hilarious #funny	valence	0.855
2018-En-00086	@16_vica #strange but #amazing but I #love your #pictures 😍	valence	0.846
2018-En-00359	how i drink two 40s and im still somewhat sober ?	valence	0.317
2018-En-02265	Hearing Mitch McConnell complain about obstruction. Alzheimer's? #GOPhypocrites #irony #sucksdoesntit?	valence	0.400
2018-En-03455	AJ ends up being a terrible character, but no one in his family ever actually speaks to him. He witnesses so much and just gets sent away.	valence	0.194
2018-En-03933	Going to be a student nurse for 4 weeks eeeeppp #newexperience #scared #excitedmuch	valence	0.661
2018-En-02834	Have you ever just cried, because you were in the middle of some bomb rest and someone woke you up with an emergency. #sleep #cry #kms #dead	valence	0.290
2018-En-03373	💙💛🏆 @GeorgeePitman Young Player of The Season 🏆💛💙 #irony #actuallyseventy	valence	0.533
2018-En-03702	You dont even feel like talking to someone and suddenly there comes someone whom you can spend hours talking , laughing , cheering 💕	valence	0.783
2018-En-01380	@MGBarbieri @SpalkTalk And just saw your LinkedIn comment after I sent this! Thanks for the message 😀	valence	0.734
2018-En-00538	@kwing @greggish @waldojaquith @nps Same thing happened to me the other day buying a tree #irony	valence	0.387
2018-En-01850	This happened the last time I was painting 	valence	0.387
2018-En-01391	I am so freaking annoyed that he constantly feels the need to be a time in my life where I'd be happy with just one monitor on my PC	valence	0.194
2018-En-00713	@SpnTentation Thank you! My first solo run!  #excited #andnervous	valence	0.733
2018-En-00707	Too much niggas knew where my mum lived so we moved her out 😊 definitely one of the best feelings recently lol	valence	0.766
2018-En-04362	@Originalmalik2K @youFamousEnough @AnthonyMuraco Gg bro shouldn't have lost but it's cool	valence	0.467
2018-En-00304	Thank God for grace 	valence	0.500
2018-En-01731	when your chosen one never choose you to be their choice #irony #whosethefool?	valence	0.328
2018-En-01430	@ggreenwald Macron slips up and has a moment of clarity &amp; common sense...now he is a raging racist. Sounds right. #LiberalLogic	valence	0.232
2018-En-03078	Easy day at school today; last rehearsal before the show tomorrow... #excited to play #Nancy in #Oliver, then straight into new project! 😍	valence	0.828
2018-En-02043	Late dinner with my dad and fam in the mountains. I'm having an appetizer consisting of pop tarts and coffee. #delightful	valence	0.786
2018-En-03417	I hope everyone has a safe and fantastic day!!! 😊	valence	0.768
2018-En-01341	@joshgroban Too bad it's a slow news day, huh? #sarcasm	valence	0.391
2018-En-03084	He who. can suppress a moment's anger, may prevent many days' sorrow. Chinese Proverbs\n\n#MakingMEGATurkeyWithMcLisse	valence	0.550
2018-En-01138	Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.         #laugh #punoftheday	valence	0.641
2018-En-01684	blood rage	valence	0.242
2018-En-02811	All of my friends are so attractive and am grim in comparison lol	valence	0.583
2018-En-00480	@BBCBreakfast @jeremycorbyn trying his best to derail #Brexit France turn out for #Trump . Corbyn didn't want him to come to UK #ironic	valence	0.419
2018-En-00235	Even though it is raining, sun will shine #AndrewGoldman_I @AndrewGoldman_I #wisdom #think #philosophy #knowledge #life #happy #joy #best	valence	0.707
2018-En-02839	@LondonEconomic Sometimes our judiciary just leaves you breathless and speechless.	valence	0.400
2018-En-03466	We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. Abraham Lincoln #optimism #FLOW #nonresistance	valence	0.655
2018-En-00981	@BettyBowers @BWANA86a Hilarious, coming from a fake female. #ironic	valence	0.648
2018-En-03651	Is it ironic that #ShiaLaBeouf may end up spending a lot of time in a hole?  #irony #moraljustice	valence	0.304
2018-En-03340	@lutonmagoo @GaryLineker @mrjamesob I so love @mrjamesob means @GaryLineker very bright people	valence	0.650
2018-En-00868	@virginmedia I was just on the phone are twenty minutes with 3 people, non could help and then it cut out your end. What's going on? #awful	valence	0.129
2018-En-01153	I love when gg cheering up eo. Apink rv mamamoo jjang!!!!	valence	0.767
2018-En-04130	James to Bayern is probably the smartest choice for him.\n\nAnd, frankly, this kind of scares me 😲	valence	0.403
2018-En-03888	@benjaminwittes Yeah but wouldn't it be great if our two countries got along? #sarcasm	valence	0.484
2018-En-00087	@justapenname @lettrs @RealJamesWoods btw you're a #brilliant	valence	0.603
2018-En-00466	Going to finally start getting ready for my move☺️ 	valence	0.690
2018-En-00834	Lost my glasses right before I'm supposed to see a movie at the Chinese Theater. #pissed	valence	0.130
2018-En-01572	Watching #insecure ... this bitch cheating on her loyal ass Boyfriend! And she makes breakfast to stay happy 🙄	valence	0.450
2018-En-02665	@sanga_wardene Probably, the way you converse...sounds funny, and I can't suppress a giggle. 😊	valence	0.844
2018-En-01531	@chrisdrunkpoets @MusicHourUK 💞🛸✨ Love your new music Chris!!!🌟🎯🍎It's otherworldly, like you!! #awesomeness 🦄🧜🏽‍♂️🧜🏽‍♀️🧙🏽‍♀️🧙🏽‍♂️✨🔆	valence	0.839
2018-En-03589	@jawadhadi But aren't we talking about the font? 😄	valence	0.516
2018-En-01649	Really hoping that this is one of those take a leap and it will pay off moments. #optimism 💪🏻✨	valence	0.786
2018-En-01830	'The heart of one person is also cheerful that it may contain the pain of all people.' #francesco #cheerful #love #people #change #God	valence	0.694
2018-En-02002	Trying to overcome your mind's demons with your mind seems like an oxymoron...or at least ironic in a defeated sense #ironic #oxymoron	valence	0.431
2018-En-01264	I got to ride with and witness Amanda Coker break a 77 year old bicycling world record. Awesome athlete!  #amandacoker #tdf #relentless	valence	0.879
2018-En-01592	@KETV Very scary but so glad the nabbed him. Afraid there may be more :(	valence	0.297
2018-En-00019	@ChristinaSNP All this great news.... it must be hurting some folk to be happy about this. 😊	valence	0.578
2018-En-01868	@SueLeibman Just got an audition for a lead role in a #SAGFilm #actor #moviestar #awesome #happy  @IMDb #Me #RT	valence	0.848
2018-En-00126	@ChildersRadio @gracepotter #adorable little pony	valence	0.554
2018-En-03831	To be really knowledgeable and really petty is such a delight to behold.	valence	0.641
2018-En-01229	@xysist Wise you mean? 😅	valence	0.532
2018-En-00229	@LouiseODonoghu2 You really want Fabinho, lol 😃	valence	0.694
2018-En-03642	They say ur a prdct of ur surroundings. A bit intimidated by the crazy amazing ppl I met @ @codecityco @n8walke @dianap_patton @DrMattKutz	valence	0.466
2018-En-02040	hate tan lines but refuse to tan at a salon anymore. 🙄 	valence	0.300
2018-En-03135	@Shaftesbury_LRC Genius! Love the poster 😃. The #excitement is on for next Monday 😃	valence	0.817
2018-En-02130	ain't no sunshine when she's away ♫ 	valence	0.403
2018-En-02950	@pattonoswalt @EricaRoman_ Amazing how folks are foaming at the mouth to judge. We're happy for you @pattonoswalt !!!!!!!!!!	valence	0.793
2018-En-00016	Hailing from Izu Beach, a sparkling ★TWINKLE★ star, it's the newcomer everyone's been waiting for, Yohane♪	valence	0.758
2018-En-03773	When I can't sleep I watch #glee @druidDUDE @HarryShumJr @HeatherMorrisTV @NayaRivera @LeaMichele @JennaUshkowitz @DiannaAgron	valence	0.563
2018-En-01571	Again, this q. is brought to you by my slight feelings of irritation when I see 'obligated' over 'obliged', and I want to know if I'm right.	valence	0.419
2018-En-01535	@realDonaldTrump Hilarious. What about self reflection??? World laughing at you!	valence	0.567
2018-En-00139	Sam all she fuckin said was about you meeting her rents on Friday which WAS GOING TO HAPPEN ANYWAY YOU DICK #cbb #cbbfinal #arsehole	valence	0.177
2018-En-02695	@ProducerTomas86 @MikeTaylorShow look carefully at the road signs.... one of them is the number of deaths on texas roads.... #ironic	valence	0.241
2018-En-01874	@NINA00MAGA @dcexaminer If this isn't #sarcasm we're done.	valence	0.375
2018-En-03132	This reminds me of cheer up's location lit	valence	0.655
2018-En-00889	We've developed technologies to help make life easy. But now, driving without online maps  is already considered a skill. #ironic	valence	0.433
2018-En-01463	Wow what a surprise Jones will be in the 20, did not see that coming #nascar #sarcasm	valence	0.536
2018-En-03303	Dean Fujioka's History Maker is on Spotify as well as Breaking Benjamin's Dear Agony. #amazing #wonderful #iloveyouspotify #noonecaresbutido	valence	0.774
2018-En-02563	Just seen recent pics of Liz Hurley in swimming costume , she looks amazing 😍 #beauty 	valence	0.793
2018-En-02871	@LadyScully I didn't. We all went out and got pissed down the local instead. 😄	valence	0.569
2018-En-01213	I have so many things to look forward to ☺️ #positive  #lifeisgood	valence	0.857
2018-En-04030	@PearlJam YES!!! Love it!!! 💞💞💞🎶🎶🎶🎥⚾⚾⚾👏👏👏 #thankyou #awesomeness	valence	0.750
2018-En-00210	Don't be discouraged.	valence	0.500
2018-En-02217	@ahaf21 Maaaan... Fox &amp; The Hound ain't no joke. Also, Pinocchio is got damned terrifying. Legit horror film.	valence	0.371
2018-En-01625	@trevschan2 when is fear going to get a truly badass villain? Madison isn't a villan to us.  I'm cheering for the Clarks! Lol	valence	0.640
2018-En-01968	@Girlpower1960 @tomshattuck @realDonaldTrump Oh whoops! Sorry! 😅	valence	0.550
2018-En-00988	@sonnuaen @somithehoney DONT WORRY YOU JUST NEED TO GUESS KOROS DRAWING :D	valence	0.516
2018-En-03100	Working with alergies is the most miserable shit in the world #miserable #alergies	valence	0.041
2018-En-00285	Goddamn fucking piece of shit panic attacks...	valence	0.130
2018-En-00376	@iamjannn And life is a nightmare	valence	0.200
2018-En-03785	The more Russia stuff I watch, the more I think Clinton was setting Trump up for a legal attack after she was Prez. 	valence	0.403
2018-En-00134	Y'all hate anything y'all not apart of or don't understand.. #miserable	valence	0.276
2018-En-03679	The only things I tweet about is chickfila and birds #ironic	valence	0.500
2018-En-03387	- Due to the historically long bond between dogs and humans, dogs have evolved to understand human laughter. #FeelAlive	valence	0.759
2018-En-03207	When I chirp, shawty, chirp back.	valence	0.516
2018-En-01397	Do what makes you happy, be with who makes you smile, laugh as much as you breathe, and love as long as you live! #f4f	valence	0.783
2018-En-02277	Hello.. I need Some Grumpy Cat Leggings A.s.a.p. Mmmkay😂😍 #adorable #cute #infj	valence	0.750
2018-En-01115	@skottk @JesseAlderson I'm basically throwing the kitchen sink at this one.	valence	0.345
2018-En-00178	Why do Liberal Americans spend so much time crying? And when they aren't crying they're burning the US flag or protesting! Embarrassing!😲😲🤧🤧	valence	0.268
2018-En-02201	#Eclipe2017 An eclipse carries a large jolt of #energy. This one cut a wide swath across the United States. #Change #excitement #transition	valence	0.783
2018-En-01195	Spread smiles around everywhere you go\n#spreadingsmiles #smiles #healtyliving #LaughOutLoud #happinessallaround	valence	0.823
2018-En-00433	had noodles for tea\nyummmmmmy\n#yum #yummy #ddlg #abdl #chgl #noodles	valence	0.677
2018-En-02708	@sundarpichai @Google Since when did someone break #chromecast for ALL MacBooks? PLS -We #despair at days wasted trying 2 make it work again	valence	0.304
2018-En-03558	really wanna dye me hair a bright colour but iv spent all this time growing the dye out	valence	0.344
2018-En-02340	@CPC_HQ Immature...and Trumpy. Sad one guys😕 Does this represent the intelligence and moral depth of CPC ? #bully #notinmycanada	valence	0.107
2018-En-02589	Cleaning my coffee wear with decanter balls is so therapeutic. #sparkling	valence	0.565
2018-En-00231	@SatisfyingTaste @TheAnimalVines I used to make the peanut butter energy balls all the time. My famjam loved them! #recipes #yummy	valence	0.655
2018-En-02371	@republic Inside job so modi can show more tantrums	valence	0.403
2018-En-02126	@CNN @cnnbrk what is the #FakeNews of the day? Need my #laughter to start my day. @foxandfriends @realDonaldTrump @kilmeade @PeteHegseth	valence	0.767
2018-En-00206	Uncharted 4 on Crushing is the least fun I've ever ha splaying a video game  	valence	0.422
2018-En-02657	Nearly 12 o'clock and we are here listening to music and my girlie is making me howl with her dancing #oldtunes #daughter #laughs #memories	valence	0.903
2018-En-01410	@h258_laura @leiafrater I don't like horror movies, leave me alone	valence	0.241
2018-En-02058	@neiltyson my BF and I just rewatched the episode of #GravityFalls you were and he's fanboying  #YeahScience	valence	0.629
2018-En-03799	Longing to see Your face, Christ Jesus, I rejoice in the anticipation of Your coming again!	valence	0.726
2018-En-03447	YOU MIGHT BE TRYING TO FILL THE VOID IN YOUR #HEART WITH ALL SORTS OF THINGS BUT THAT PLACE BELONGS TO JESUS CHRIST #music #worry #love #SMM	valence	0.583
2018-En-02077	More shocking news: old people do not understand electronic correspondence. #sarcasm #TrumpJr #emails #russia #fail #hillaryEmails #trump	valence	0.400
2018-En-03657	@3gerardpique Your club is a laughing stock #irony @ziadzimmo @AlmightyTeemo97 @abbasskills	valence	0.333
2018-En-00850	@BradMossEsq Careful, your humility is showing.  #sarcasm	valence	0.600
2018-En-01532	#good to learning #wisdom &lt;&lt; reform (v): make in order to improve something &gt;&gt;	valence	0.655
2018-En-00926	Williams Lake on evacuation alert as fires rage near the city of 10,000+. Developments from overnight + forecast - 5am @GlobalBCMorning	valence	0.391
2018-En-01386	What a day!!! What a month!!! #solucky #blessed #cloud9 #ecstatic 👰😆🚘💞	valence	0.900
2018-En-04043	I'm an Indians fan so, I hate Joe Buck. Im glad he looks old af now. 😂 #bitter #AllStarGame	valence	0.435
2018-En-02675	Jordan is helping Arya hunt a moth, lifting her up to get it on the walls. it's super adorable. #kitten #boyfriend #adorable #hunting	valence	0.828
2018-En-03443	better care about yourself than about others because others wont care about you #lonely #sad #depressed	valence	0.113
2018-En-02250	@Guerrilla I wished.. 😭	valence	0.467
2018-En-00754	@piersmorgan the defender of no competition, really wanted to win that argument #ironic	valence	0.400
2018-En-02570	@PSHalabi what are the current statistics concerning 'backdoor abortions'. If alarming, what preemptive measures are in place?	valence	0.516
2018-En-02429	There are parts of you that wants the sadness. Find them out, ask them why	valence	0.242
2018-En-03701	'Believe me: seasons change. Feelings fade. Life goes on. Do me a favor: endure the late night rage of emotions. (1/2)	valence	0.357
2018-En-01738	I just love it when my boss tells me to do something I'm already doing🙄🤷🏽‍♀️ #sarcastic #donttellmehowtodomyjob	valence	0.393
2018-En-04377	Horny. Anyone? #horny #bi #sex #london #snapchat #gaysnap #hornysnap #snapchatgay #snapchathorny #gaysnapchat #hornysnapchat #snapgay #snap	valence	0.467
2018-En-02985	@shelby_Billsfan @buffalobills They kinda hafta be these days. #bleak 😬	valence	0.267
2018-En-01689	My head is anointed, my cup runneth over Don't pour from an empty cup #delight #love #joy	valence	0.726
2018-En-02008	@nickjonas is coming for DePaul's welcome week and I'll be in Cali 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 #pissed	valence	0.150
2018-En-04373	Joker's job is to make public smile &amp; not spread hatred by d way. @Ra_Bies	valence	0.500
2018-En-00882	Mother of two is texting and driving with a 'baby onboard' sticker in the back window #irony	valence	0.422
2018-En-04371	happy birthday to anne ! we wish her all the best and hope she's having a wonderful day	valence	0.821
2018-En-00783	Full of #optimism after the FP Summit yesterday. Thanks to @melindagates @FP2020Global @UNFPA and @DFID_UK we're thinking about #HerFuture	valence	0.823
2018-En-03918	I love the rainy days, but I hate it at the same time since the road is wet and you have take good care of your shoes. The #irony  😂😱	valence	0.500
2018-En-00499	No honestly nothing's more attractive than when boys act the hard man in front of their friends😩😩 #sarcasm	valence	0.422
2018-En-02263	I've developed a new philosophy... I only #dread one day at a time.	valence	0.417
2018-En-02877	Whoever decided to put chat functions on company websites for customer service deserves all the medals. I hate talking on the phone 	valence	0.360
2018-En-00588	@NoahWebHouse A review of my book faulted me for spending so much time on Webster's introductory front matter. But I had to, #brilliant!	valence	0.613
2018-En-01084	@jonesy031184 Yeah I've had that, l say hopefully you'll never get it then you horrific waste of skin.	valence	0.283
2018-En-03394	Summer is drawing to a close. It's been incredible. Build your life on dreams, kindness, hard work &amp; imagination. #manifest  #music	valence	0.597
2018-En-01241	#smiles are great investment. The more we collect, the better we feel.. have a nice smiling day... #goodmorning	valence	0.714
2018-En-02067	Gutted for #andymurray. #sadness #balls #Wimbledon2017 🎾😬🎾	valence	0.219
2018-En-00529	Most often, we don't see around the corner. #life #love #irony	valence	0.500
2018-En-04152	my blood sugar is 399 and my anxiety is wrecking me and i have court like right now and i made us late bc im fighting w my mom #great #good	valence	0.194
2018-En-02372	Don't be afraid to start. Be afraid not to start. #happiness	valence	0.677
2018-En-04015	@jennvalley14 There would be no hesitation in naming 50 other things I'd rather be doing rn	valence	0.357
2018-En-02803	Witnessed pure beauty from Ft. Lauderdale #SolarEclispe2017 	valence	0.645
2018-En-03601	#Hateful , #horrible , #horrendous ... = last night's speech in summary @cnnbrk @NewDay @CNN #PhoenixProtests #PhoenixRally	valence	0.161
2018-En-00430	@sixft2blue He did air quotes, so it's ok #sarcasm	valence	0.431
2018-En-02862	@pip_tp @Shot_fox Looks like the JRTs have other ideas! 😆	valence	0.677
2018-En-00500	@ABCTV @AuSenate @annabelcrabb I confess I didn't watch last week. #bad Are you going to do an episode on accessibility?	valence	0.375
2018-En-02942	I've seen some get so discouraged in their old age becos they aren't physically able 2 do the things for God they used 2 do in their youth.	valence	0.417
2018-En-00873	@OpenreachGB Not sure why a communication company can't communicate in less than five days - ironic #poorcustomerservice #ironic	valence	0.214
2018-En-03416	@SkyNews @CNN @cnnbrk watching the #totalsolareclipse on ur channels right now #amazing what's happening in the #usa	valence	0.768
2018-En-00287	#glee was my childhood	valence	0.589
2018-En-03870	Genuinely and perfectly #happy	valence	0.922
2018-En-03609	@YummyMummiesAU LOL 😍 This show is so funny	valence	0.823
2018-En-00398	But what about the emails??? #NotHilary #ironic #DonJr #TheEmails	valence	0.234
2018-En-00223	'You have an amazing problem here' - @sbxr has spotted a huge privacy issue for TracTAG 😱 #SharkTankAU	valence	0.379
2018-En-02461	@AdamBaldwin He left a long time ago. In fact, the Repubican party left the Repubican party a long time ago. #shocking #nonotreally	valence	0.333
2018-En-01171	i just read an article titled - what 12 indian men think about women's fashion choices and im so done with the internet for today. #ironic	valence	0.655
2018-En-01448	its horribly gloomy out rn and im flourishing	valence	0.355
2018-En-00801	@MichaelGrantBks @BethellMarilyn @foxandfriends @realDonaldTrump You are a very bitter person.....sad!!	valence	0.063
2018-En-02335	Words can't explain how thankful I am that I woke up today! It's all I need to know how blessed I truly am! #iGotAnotherDayToCreateLife 😍	valence	0.817
2018-En-04149	being an entrepreneur at 18 is a real blessing 🙏🏼 the flexibility, doing what you love, and being the one in charge is #great #blessed	valence	0.839
2018-En-03297	I'm so sick of that 'I'm done w. My ex na we're never getting back together' crap so You can get back together in like a month 😂	valence	0.516
2018-En-02631	@ThomasSanders I am having anxiety right now because I don't know it's gonna happen	valence	0.391
2018-En-01047	Lock him up! Lock him up! #irony	valence	0.391
2018-En-03212	WTF ! @JonnyBones people love you, stay off the dick pills!!!  #goldensnitch	valence	0.481
2018-En-01737	@LouiseLinton just because you married money doesn't mean you have class it just means you are a high prices prostitute.  #adorable	valence	0.419
2018-En-00563	No legit though this is my first ever experience and it's when I don't wear makeup so was pretty ironic tbh #giggle but no ta pal	valence	0.578
2018-En-02152	#Laughter creates a #positive #aura &amp; transforms you into the most #beautiful , #dynamic &amp; #attractive person. \n#Yoga #YogaLaugh	valence	0.839
2018-En-03295	@elisegaro @jaketapper Very noble of Trump to stand behind his son and not throw him under the bus. #sarcasm	valence	0.383
2018-En-00803	Also YAY @ChadHoy that's awesome about TX! &amp;I I'm not sure why but it makes me sad ur leaving Indy cuz it's not like we ever hang lol	valence	0.365
2018-En-00927	@MarkACollett Un-fu**ing-real! So glad I don't live I the UK right now. My heart aches for my British cousins over there. 😞	valence	0.297
2018-En-01573	@markiplier This is 	valence	0.534
2018-En-02510	Defendant greets the bench with a cheery 'hello!'. He is late arriving at court because he was collecting his methadone script. #SwansMags	valence	0.548
2018-En-03522	psa: if you read while you're laying out you sort of forget about the boiling sun and the sweat poring down your face 🙌	valence	0.466
2018-En-01884	Is it weird to look at your creative work and not know if it looks good or not? 🤷🏻‍♀️ Does this even make sense? #😂 #design #EclipseDay	valence	0.656
2018-En-00004	@tribjazz Any chance Boston would trade Hayward for DM, Exum, and a future 1st rounder? Would the Jazz be interested? #sarcasm	valence	0.534
2018-En-00260	@tenderlove listened to your CUSEC 2015 talk again for inspiration in writing my own conference talk #tornado of #laughs	valence	0.733
2018-En-01578	@AvrilLavigne Mom A. i saw ur insta, why? ur picture black in white, but☝ it's nice ur smile :) winner💕💕🌸🌸🌸	valence	0.724
2018-En-03261	@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump Still say #RussiaProbe is #fakenews @DonaldJTrumpJr ? #ironic #lockhimup	valence	0.367
2018-En-02207	@theviberide great workout this morning alongside @Emily_Gagnon thx #Courtney my legs are still 	valence	0.629
2018-En-03034	Once I'll graduate, I hope I'll have the time to start learning Finnish on my own because I've been putting it off for quite too long 😢	valence	0.306
2018-En-00792	@realDonaldTrump Maybe we can save them all from the desolate hell that I have no idea about	valence	0.531
2018-En-02406	@balleralert @akadmiks these kind of cops are the reason people hate cops &amp; cant trust anything 	valence	0.274
2018-En-03512	Look at this little guy! He is connecting to his magical self.😇\nWhat do you do to keep life magical?🌈 @AnewPerspective #magical  #be	valence	0.600
2018-En-02363	Fear not @lisajnc1951, God is with you, don't be discouraged, for He is your God, He strengthens and helps you at all time. Is 41:10	valence	0.726
2018-En-02190	@edutopia What an innovative way for admin to see what's going on in classrooms! #leadup #awesomeness	valence	0.793
2018-En-01716	@shomaristone @TIME Interestingly shocking and sad! American Judiciary is seriously flawed!	valence	0.133
2018-En-02052	genuinely think im dying boys n girls never felt so awful in my LIFE x	valence	0.200
2018-En-00585	@MaajidNawaz hahahaha the adverts in your show are begging to recruit teachers. Irony. #irony	valence	0.734
2018-En-03754	Car coming out of the lot with two stickers: 'tax the filthy rich' and 'be a heretic' #irony	valence	0.411
2018-En-01904	@ian_beckett Have the most wonderful day Ian. 	valence	0.790
2018-En-02073	@CJamesFelts @NunleyJmannuley @gogreen18 @Mikell_Pine @ChrisRGun I see you've closely studied the history of science. #sarcasm	valence	0.550
2018-En-03886	@charliekirk11 @DonaldJTrumpJr Little Donnie is heading to jail, rejoice.	valence	0.547
2018-En-01663	@NoFoLaura @thomaswoodrow I for one, will believe that @Alanis Morissette has another verse for her song. #ironic	valence	0.433
2018-En-02399	﻿My brain is out for a walk🔫💣 #conceptpaper #thesis #research #stress #sarcastic #Sarcasm	valence	0.250
2018-En-03515	i was more happy and excited about mamapink's interactions with each other than i was about any of their wins i gtg	valence	0.726
2018-En-00800	These guys really out here disrespecting women while their moms still be doing their laundry. 🤣 	valence	0.345
2018-En-01770	@CBSNews You'd think that someone with such an honest father would be more like him, right? #sarcasm	valence	0.315
2018-En-02247	@chichupedathaa ROFL 🤣	valence	0.667
2018-En-03130	'I think our dreams can motivate us more than our fears can paralyze us.'  ~  Chris Hogan  #dreams #fears #life	valence	0.552
2018-En-01750	When you should be working, but you're shopping amazon prime deals instead... 😦	valence	0.406
2018-En-03016	@_Makada_ Love and Hugs: $0. A police force to hunt down the person threatening you: Priceless #irony	valence	0.603
2018-En-00756	I've seen the innocence leave your eyes. I still mourn this death.	valence	0.224
2018-En-03847	@RRakoto42 It only took me 39 seconds to fly over Mozambique. #awesomeness	valence	0.707
2018-En-04161	I'll control my #anger... if you can manage your #stupidity. #TeamFollowBack #相互フォロー #fact #figuremeout	valence	0.241
2018-En-03761	When you wake up early to workout and then the fitness room smells awful, so you come back to your room to do core...	valence	0.242
2018-En-04330	i'm freezing in the sun, i'm burning in the run	valence	0.203
2018-En-02856	NEW MUSIC FRIDAY: FIRST SINGLE OFF THE NEXT PROJECT. #untitled #mattrod #hiphop #boston #hartford #animosity #thesemycities	valence	0.581
2018-En-03720	@FlamingGrillby 'my own mistakes?' Grisk asked - well, more of a growl 'My mistakes meant that I could /learn/ from them and improve!'	valence	0.532
2018-En-00975	I actually hate Vision. Coming over from @emiswebsupport is like moving from Man City to QPR. A league below, past it and clouded in chaos.	valence	0.362
2018-En-01600	@titsjpeg Yeah funny and sexy 😍	valence	0.855
2018-En-03839	So happy that I discovered coding...knowing what you want to do in life at the age of 23 is an amazing feeling.  #webdevelopment	valence	0.903
2018-En-03298	@Flewbys This thread is a bunch of Putin lovers rejoicing over a video posted by Iranian state television. Sad!	valence	0.241
2018-En-01021	No, I'm not 'depressed because of the weather,' I'm depressed because I have #depression #sicknotweak	valence	0.103
2018-En-02306	@billjoehughes Sounds delightful 😅	valence	0.758
2018-En-03046	It's amazing to see what people will do in order to make themselves look good. #sarcasm	valence	0.517
2018-En-01901	@SSAFA Congratulations #DamianDagg and #JoshuaThorne. I wish you a  #future #together❤️	valence	0.871
2018-En-01423	God bless him in Hong Kong! #ex 	valence	0.667
2018-En-03143	Damn, y'all flamin' him. 😂\n\nI just thought it was funny. 😂😂	valence	0.783
2018-En-03029	@payne_quaray You might have been doing it for the wrong one. Don't fret 😟	valence	0.306
2018-En-03626	@realDonaldTrump Psalm 149:4\nFor the #Lord takes #pleasure in His #people; He will beautify the #humble with #salvation.	valence	0.558
2018-En-00630	Nice of Fox sports to show the #Canadian national anthem on their national broadcast of the #MLBAllStarGame #sarcasm	valence	0.517
2018-En-02075	@Bemannn UGH I can't even contain my excitement!! 😍	valence	0.862
2018-En-00193	Make her burst into laughter bcs of you.	valence	0.674
2018-En-00652	@JeffreeStar may I ask a question please #scared	valence	0.278
2018-En-00583	@Channel9 how could you put this show on air !! Disrespectful to so many mums and families 😡	valence	0.078
2018-En-03873	The blue vest Planet of the Apes/ DeRay thing is hilarious. This shows his age because the original literally had a blue vest on.😅	valence	0.768
2018-En-00042	As for me, i fucking don't care how many cars they paraded up and down. None belongs to them anyway! Lol hehehe #fact #sarcasm lol 😉😊😂	valence	0.621
2018-En-03624	Low key Dro f*cked Molly like he had a point to prove lmao 😂 #InsecureHBOِ #insecure #MollyOutHereWreckingHomes #repeatcycle	valence	0.516
2018-En-03794	One chair is having the munchies. Are Alpacas edible? #afraid #WhattheFAC #SalientFAC #Salient2017	valence	0.481
2018-En-01902	Me and @DicksonEmily's snap streak is at 260, if that's not amazing I don't know what is #commitment	valence	0.484
2018-En-03324	Honestly Michael Clifford is so fucking ugly who let that rabid dog make music	valence	0.172
2018-En-01771	@shahidafridi37 at his best.... Great to watch u go big sir. #tremendous hits \nDts boom boom Afridi 😍	valence	0.883
2018-En-02716	#ThursdayThoughts The richest wealth is #Wisdom, the strongest weapon is #peace, the best security is #faith &amp; the best tonic is #laughter	valence	0.567
2018-En-02571	@EllyySchlordt it's awful!	valence	0.107
2018-En-03410	Nothing more fun to do at a day like this 😭☔️🌧 #dark #rainy	valence	0.339
2018-En-00015	@Dustyisawesome @DefendBrooklyn0 @rabiasquared I will N E V E R recover the shame! #sarcasm	valence	0.435
2018-En-03140	Happy happy birthday to the girl who never fails to brighten up everyone's day! Thank you for everything! I'll always be here for you. 🤗	valence	0.823
2018-En-01223	I wish my heart is a product of biotech bc it badly needs innovation. 😂 #sarcastic	valence	0.532
2018-En-01575	@JibberJabberin @arrista30 Makes sense. I was actually kinda confused by the subtweet. Kinda thought it was #sarcasm. Still do actually.	valence	0.450
2018-En-03882	……Of course not, and I am quite dismayed by the ludicrous nature of her claim.	valence	0.345
2018-En-02182	It will never not be hilarious to me when Joe gets mistaken for Olly Alexander at work	valence	0.550
2018-En-02403	@lidl_ireland What a wonderful experience in #Trim. What a star ⭐️#Joileta is.  She made my shopping a wonderful experience, helpful 	valence	0.833
2018-En-00043	it takes sadness to know happiness\nabsence to value presence	valence	0.426
2018-En-01971	Lol so weird im tweeting those actually for myself #ironic	valence	0.581
2018-En-02433	I cannot see a rational way of bearing a grudge to him for that. I do not. Maybe because I do not live by Netflix and I do not care...	valence	0.431
2018-En-02290	My mom's Puerto Rican. That's why i'm so lively and colorful.	valence	0.694
2018-En-02326	i keep watching all the videos i took from two door cinema club and im sad they were so good i miss them	valence	0.323
2018-En-03462	#Stitchers season 3 marathon. #FreeForm has some #entertaining shows.	valence	0.613
2018-En-03343	My soon to be ex wife needs to learn to chill out &amp; smile 	valence	0.383
2018-En-03748	@wine_mum_ @Bob_Lawblaw Please. Don't insult Goths.	valence	0.383
2018-En-00136	@Steph_Ohio @gjarjour @UTAPOUT15 @TheHerd @ColinCowherd Starting a sentence with a conjunction is frowned upon. #ironic	valence	0.283
2018-En-04238	@m00nlightjules happy birthday mamon!!! 😄	valence	0.804
2018-En-03741	#Overheard: 'I don't really like dogs.' I DON'T FEEL SAFE IN THIS PLACE. Clearly a hostile environment!  #bigly #covfefe #TrustNoOne	valence	0.276
2018-En-02334	Somebody called y'all president a fucknugget 😂😂 idk what that is but it was the laugh I needed this morning 😭	valence	0.767
2018-En-00727	@GaryClarkJr  seriously best turn out for blues i have ever seen. #amazing	valence	0.833
2018-En-02007	On our way to #Gamescom17 What can we expect and who will we meet? #excitement	valence	0.781
2018-En-01034	@Reuters Great story.  #sarcasm	valence	0.483
2018-En-02402	@laurierecords The worst is getting so very close to life changing contracts and coming up short.  Feels like starting over. :-/ #relentless	valence	0.371
2018-En-00048	Casper, Wyoming is just about  to witness totality 🌝🌚 #amazing #Eclipse2017	valence	0.683
2018-En-01926	Worst missing is missing ur ownself u used to be once upon a time. #happy #ambitious#innocent #LifeDreamer	valence	0.650
2018-En-01044	'When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story.' \n- Barney Stinson @ActuallyNPH\n#brohosting #motivation #awesomeness	valence	0.667
2018-En-00055	Thx @DirectEnergy for hosting us @StampedeShaker ❤️ my boys @TomCochraneMUS @Trooper @Sloanmusic 😍 #great #nite	valence	0.855
2018-En-01498	@quick13 i wish she were a servant! i'd have her start at my house by picking up the dog💩in my back yard. #adorable! ... #deplorable!	valence	0.379
2018-En-01677	@JanclydeCEspino at one point this is what i wanted rba sa? hahaha pero di jud oy di jud ☹ what if ga humss ta? 😭	valence	0.306
2018-En-02710	When Austin lets u take a rest day #tears #happy #crying #amazing #bestdayever #kindasad #cantfeelmyarms #actuallydieing	valence	0.683
2018-En-04201	I'm a proud father to a mustache #babystache #adorable #newborn	valence	0.839
2018-En-00872	@PromilaSingh15 Thank you so much Promila aunty 😃	valence	0.800
2018-En-03438	Each of ye separate FALLEN; if we quickening his wrath upon us, will only cause our PAIN to be more unbearable in that PIT.	valence	0.210
2018-En-00186	Nicole: we have to go somewhere warm and tropical\nMe: okay where?\nNicole: Oakland\n\nWhy does no one in my life ever look at a map?? #lost	valence	0.400
2018-En-02944	i do love shack shake	valence	0.823
2018-En-02738	So I now have 3 pairs of shit arsehole neighbours; Any advice? #noisy #norespect #bigbuilding #awful #killinginthenameof	valence	0.100
2018-En-03457	'It was straight out of Harry Potter' - how a simple Tinder and Chill turned into a fiery reactionary debacle	valence	0.500
2018-En-01662	Elle: a delicious, dark, perverse work of intrigue, streaked with cruel humour. Superb performance from Isabelle Huppert. A one off #ElleDVD	valence	0.613
2018-En-00008	@ArriFaun This was such a great way to start the day lmao 🤣😂	valence	0.741
2018-En-03233	@Radio702 There is nothing comical or funny about corrupt officers and negotiating the rand amount for a bribe 😡	valence	0.194
2018-En-00831	@altontowers Loves the rich!!! Fuck us 'working class folk' and our kids! #fuming #joke #scandalous #disgusting #altontowers  😡😡	valence	0.094
2018-En-02628	@Agrivisor SHOCKER. @Agrivisor friend displays some #sarcasm	valence	0.516
2018-En-03697	@DavidJo52951945 Diversity is our strength. #sarcasm	valence	0.581
2018-En-00188	My body literally shaking, I ain't running on enough sleep to be getting this pissed off	valence	0.161
2018-En-00587	'If I allow my worry to consume me - all that I worry about will be given the opportunity to manifest.' ~ #Eleesha ღ #quote #worry #trust	valence	0.375
2018-En-00165	No offense to the girl next to me but dousing yourself with cheap cologne won't hide your rank smell	valence	0.283
2018-En-01079	@villodotexe This is the most fucking cursed FEHeroes unit I've ever had the displeasure of seeing	valence	0.250
2018-En-02578	@WorldFringeDay Heehee. I did chuckle to myself when i saw what it actually was, so you did get a laugh out if me. \n😀	valence	0.766
2018-En-03932	Absolutely loving that people watching the #eclipse are cheering - for the sun! For the moon! For wonder! 💜 #beautiful	valence	0.883
2018-En-04333	@CaxtonSupport I'm sorry but I don't know what DM stands for. I know a PM 😂. But sadly not a DM. It won't create an account to find.	valence	0.534
2018-En-02624	Finally its time, i have a cuppa n its time to watch what i already know will be an epic ep of Game of Thrones #bliss	valence	0.690
2018-En-02629	@SandraOldfield I LOVE the comics! #hilarious	valence	0.845
2018-En-01112	@_mayatp Looks it's daisy in her natural habitat, doing her natural face, with the natural annoying growl that turns into a terrible bark	valence	0.419
2018-En-02555	All I want is get my sister @ashleyclaw &amp; @chrisdelia in a room and listen to both of them laugh #Hollywoodimprov #laughteristhebestmeds #😂	valence	0.900
2018-En-03096	man I hate Spider-Man and I ain't even watch it yet 😤	valence	0.172
2018-En-00797	What if palindrome were a palindrome? #ironic	valence	0.422
2018-En-03399	Wanting to leave this planet, listening to what gets radio-play #grim	valence	0.464
2018-En-01759	Everything is a Miracle. Find a way to give thanks to God. Don't let anyone or any circumstances take that from you. #youareblessed #rejoice	valence	0.703
2018-En-02166	If your only response to this current political crap show is 'but Hillary!!' Or 'but Obama!!' you need to start looking for a new argument.	valence	0.370
2018-En-01263	Office #renovation... the chemical / glue smell so good... feeling high now...... #sarcasm	valence	0.586
2018-En-03924	@BollyBigBolt #cheerful That pink makes the other colours pop! x	valence	0.742
2018-En-03197	I don't fear the unsettling demons inside of me. I let them conquer the weakest nook of my soul for that is the only provenance of my power.	valence	0.593
2018-En-01686	You guys like my mask? I call it a 'smile' 🙂 #INFJproblems #INFJ #adulting #workingthroughthepain #life #love #joy #mask #smile	valence	0.533
2018-En-03541	Johnny doesn't seem like the suicidal type #suspicion #tcmparty	valence	0.383
2018-En-00632	@sesass118 Is that #sarcasm I detect #rhetorical	valence	0.500
2018-En-02995	@LeahRemini These stories are so #heartbreaking #ScientologyTheAftermath Please continue to bring #truth to the surface. Ur helping humanity	valence	0.313
2018-En-02778	@GFunk911 @Hero_Complex Didn't I ACTUALLY prevent your house from being burned down at your post prom party? #irony	valence	0.433
2018-En-00528	@itvnews Pound has dropped despite #UK #Govt proposals - duh it's #BECAUSE of the #idiocy &amp; #arrogance of them that it's #dropped ☹️	valence	0.190
2018-En-02966	@Rinoa11 lel I already know the whole plot dont worry I would have warned you :D man... Cid tho... That bitch slapped Gabranths hand away	valence	0.483
2018-En-01763	I have to bury another person this year at the same cemetery my father and nephew are buried in. #great	valence	0.333
2018-En-00855	@OliviaSundberg1 thanks for this – the perspective is shocking. it's getting to a point where it's near that number every week now.	valence	0.450
2018-En-00901	Feeling all Tuesday blah until @sarahmakesart sent over a bunch of hilarious memes. #spreadthelove 	valence	0.707
2018-En-00690	@na_dirs Omg you're savage prof, this is hilarious 🤣🤣	valence	0.867
2018-En-02088	Are we all aware thar we are using a hashtag that has Eclipse spelled incorrectly?! @ScienceChannel @NebraskaMed  #SolarEclispe  #giggles	valence	0.655
2018-En-04190	@SallyAnMatthews disturbed by erroneous noise on match point #irony	valence	0.359
2018-En-02953	It's now raining and I can hear thunder growl somewhere. Good day to read some more.	valence	0.607
2018-En-02586	New Lyft Code unlocks Free Ride credit: PIP # GT Fish and Oyster #gleeful #COUPONSROCK	valence	0.571
2018-En-01006	but i'm still here 😅	valence	0.500
2018-En-03366	Free yourself from the poisonous and laborious burden of holding a grudge. @SteveMaraboli #quote	valence	0.648
2018-En-02045	@Ellpeck I fear that you could die by your self, that scares me. My own death not which could be any time in my age.	valence	0.306
2018-En-01614	So tired. All these freshies and all i'm unhappy at are these volunteers.	valence	0.210
2018-En-00027	yesterday was amazing. thank u #mtv cant wait for the #interview the #irony is 7.10 was also supposed to be my 7 yr anv. plus6yr. #sober	valence	0.609
2018-En-02903	So the nuclear soap opera as it happened… Trump loves Putin, Putin loves Kim, Trump hates Kim. #irony in 140 characters or less.	valence	0.400
2018-En-00830	Jon Snow is like a cat with 9 lives #GameOfThrones 	valence	0.633
2018-En-00672	when will i ever be happy with myself?	valence	0.300
2018-En-00358	Why was 6 afraid of 7?\nCause 7 ate 9. BUT, why DID 7 eat 9??\nBecause you should eat 3 squared meals a day! 😜 #jokes #meme #dankmemes #funny	valence	0.800
2018-En-01785	'It's hard to keep faith when the answer is no' LOL!\n#quote #quotes #motivation #Inspiration #TuesdayMotivation #irony #Sarcasm	valence	0.603
2018-En-01703	@realYoshiPlayer No offense, but this post makes you look like an opinion disrespecter.	valence	0.306
2018-En-02621	Thought For The Day\n\nRemain Unruffled\n\n2 Thes 3:13 says 'But ye, brethren, be not weary in well doing.' For many years I have	valence	0.500
2018-En-03331	@ghenesnowdon @NoOneGOT2 @MochaUson Exactly  because of their  #bitterness   #FiatLoserIdiotAquinoFollower	valence	0.367
2018-En-03111	Me at Start of Semester Expecting = A+\nAfter Mids = B+\nAfter Finals = Passing Marks\n\nThinking to quit MS. 😡	valence	0.259
2018-En-01113	#jeremyvine take a slightly dull subject and makes it so tediously boring you actually want to rip your own throat out!	valence	0.203
2018-En-02474	@William79825670 @Bienvenuebrexit @UnityRefEire I better bring in the washing then...enjoy yere caveman celebration's laughing 😆 stock 👍	valence	0.813
2018-En-02775	@TweetmeJordan @jordanknight oh, that too! 🤣	valence	0.518
2018-En-02436	@EmberXiao ❝ Ah, I see! Clever! ❞\n[Ruby nodded her head, putting her hands by her sides before smiling up at Yang.]\n❝ Hehe, since when--	valence	0.629
2018-En-02022	It would be ironic if trump went out because of emails. #irony #trump #trumpjr #maga #peaceout #seeya #butheremails	valence	0.554
2018-En-04252	@143percentspeed Oh wait you're not a woman\n\nI retract my statement #sarcasm	valence	0.387
2018-En-02016	Some people create their own storms, then get upset when it rains🌪☔️ #ironic	valence	0.431
2018-En-02405	I need a sparkling bodysuit . No occasion. Just in case. It's my emergency sparkle suit .	valence	0.488
2018-En-02492	There's no pine in it, there's no apple in it, Let's call it Pineapple #funny	valence	0.774
2018-En-03514	Smartest way through any complex, hard &amp; lengthy negotiation is to #consult, not #insult - #BoJo please take note. Never too late to learn!	valence	0.484
2018-En-04343	A simple wallpaper ever 😂	valence	0.828
2018-En-02514	@Hayles_101 Delaney keeping up his awesome Manchester United transfer record...\n\n😂	valence	0.708
2018-En-01119	I cry whenever they call me mico chan 😭	valence	0.094
2018-En-01643	@shadowofwargame I am shocked I say, SHOCKED #sarcasm #peoplelikeLOTRALOT	valence	0.537
2018-En-02746	New, and a bit alarming . . .	valence	0.435
2018-En-02302	@rajnathsingh Looking at your smiling face can give any person an adrenaline rush at this moment. Please for your allah's sake do your duty.	valence	0.617
2018-En-03069	How odd to watch a mortal kindle\nThen to dwindle day by day.\nKnowing their bright souls are tinder\nAnd the wind will have its way.	valence	0.468
2018-En-01597	@beaglerush Do you realize that this literally makes you Hitler? #sarcasm	valence	0.333
2018-En-00011	““In your anger do not sin”: Do not let the sun go down while you are still angry,”\nEphesians 4:26. #blessed #faith #christ #peace	valence	0.621
2018-En-01744	Always laugh when you can, it is  cheap medicine 🤣	valence	0.717
2018-En-00378	@interstinman @pandoramusic One nothing else matter enter sandman unforgiving  all awesome songs 😊	valence	0.532
2018-En-01963	@_Nafami_ 😂 He looked like a sea weed version of cousin IT from adams family and was reaaaally tall.	valence	0.550
2018-En-00160	@realDonaldTrump Yep, slow confirmations. That's what everyone is talking about today. #sarcasm	valence	0.467
2018-En-02410	“Tell me, Doctor, are you afraid of #death?'\n'I guess it depends on how you #die.”	valence	0.315
2018-En-01783	@071304Nathan Happy #blissful birthday	valence	0.683
2018-En-01679	Shoutout to conservatives screaming demanding corrupt Don Jrs emails like they were Hillary's. #sarcasm #crickets	valence	0.417
2018-En-04242	@AlanLCross @JaySekulow @seanhannity That’s what happened on that show? Well I think that all blows away our expectations 🙄 #sarcasm	valence	0.359
2018-En-02664	If you're not eating @TheHotCorner3b lasagna for dinner tonight, you're doing it wrong. 	valence	0.484
2018-En-01323	going to sleep was a bad idea i had a horrible nightmare abt what i hate the most in a nightmare but its fine im ok	valence	0.210
2018-En-00038	@SpacePootler Just ran out of data… #shiver	valence	0.286
2018-En-00453	I wanted to become the top idol! I will make everyone happy so cheer on me a lot♪	valence	0.777
2018-En-01772	@davidgold @karren_brady My shirt did not arrive today as promised, I even pre-ordered it in June, who do I make my complaint to ? 	valence	0.233
2018-En-01519	The dictionary words for #joy are – gladness, cheerfulness, exultation, rapture, pleasure, delight.	valence	0.726
2018-En-01188	@help_dms___ So good lunch 😊	valence	0.813
2018-En-03400	Amazing how #grief, #anxiety and #joy can all pull on your heart at the same time, isn't it? #highriskpregnancy #bedrest	valence	0.442
2018-En-03509	I'm in such a good place right now, so happy... 💛 I just wanted to share that #positivevibes #optimism #followingmydream	valence	0.962
2018-En-01786	please, more comments from #tweeters that don't look at charts! #adorable $snap	valence	0.828
2018-En-02422	My patient gave me a business card and it's given me so much glee to grind the thing.	valence	0.719
2018-En-01364	An email that will never be sent, a message that will remain unsaid, a voice never heard again. #loss #sorrow #Friends	valence	0.200
2018-En-01941	I start my lpn program this October 😌 #blessed	valence	0.871
2018-En-03487	Catching up on Greys, almost couldn't make it through two episodes because of how sad the storyline was. Two best/worst eps for me. 	valence	0.306
2018-En-01943	Vin Diesel is pretty cool. I have seen him in that movie Riddick and Pitch Black too. He must work out or something. #smiles	valence	0.672
2018-En-01840	@LovinUnited That'll be Madrid throwing a huff over Morata and De Gea. Fuck them	valence	0.183
2018-En-00906	@kristeen_battle Your AVI♥♥♥A-one #smile #hairstyle #pretty	valence	0.700
2018-En-01018	When Dino was making a fool of himself with that Ajekun iya stunt, y'll hailing him but a bereaved person got a chance to be joyful = abuse?	valence	0.357
2018-En-01639	To recreate my romantic memories, I'd just put a chip on my shoulder  #masterchefau	valence	0.411
2018-En-00474	@HundredRecs Nashville Sound lyric book edition! #glee	valence	0.641
2018-En-04240	@CutTimeComic They are adorable !!! I need them all 😭	valence	0.719
2018-En-02312	@AdamZHerman shocked as well. but bc I cheer for another club in the swiss league…	valence	0.431
2018-En-02980	@JustMpumi I understand where the question is coming from. 😄😄. Uyakhumbula ngathi they'll never go to KwaNdebele.  Uyakhumbula?  😄	valence	0.548
2018-En-00362	@SteveConteNYC lovely! 😀	valence	0.661
2018-En-00512	Today I'm #grateful for\n\nMy car\nMy phone\nMy thumbs\nGoing on walks\n@Twitter \n\nWhat are you grateful for today?	valence	0.776
2018-En-00301	the only problem people should have in the morning is burning their tounges on hot coffee (like i just did)	valence	0.403
2018-En-00216	no matter what i do i find that you’re always in my heart, and forever on my mind.\nlove u endlessly cory... #4yearswithoutcory #glee	valence	0.446
2018-En-02127	@DonaldJTrumpJr would believe a Russian lawyer for dirt on @HillaryClinton over US intelligence? Hmmmm #superpatriot #sarcasm	valence	0.483
2018-En-00913	@mythos1014 I think I will tomorrow. I ain't ready for all those feels though. 😥	valence	0.333
2018-En-02714	I own lots of roller skate tools... and my new ones have different sizes on EVERY single screw 😭 #newskates #cry	valence	0.281
2018-En-04254	I can't believe a burrito was left on this sink and nobody though to trash it	valence	0.250
2018-En-03629	Dear fellow #humans do not fall in #despair ! Soon we'll #drink #beer in #satanists élites skulls, #celebrating #end of #kakocracy 🐬	valence	0.567
2018-En-02700	It feels nice to have an answer even if  the answer is despair.  #irony #TopThat #localcomedy	valence	0.383
2018-En-02256	@sonyxperia @SonyUK I need a mobile phone screen repair..... Help (Newcastle UK) #devastated	valence	0.083
2018-En-03530	I hope my eyes were camera that records all happy moments+	valence	0.806
2018-En-00213	the thing about living near campus during the summer is that it's a ghost town but now everyone is back and im #annoyed	valence	0.063
2018-En-02582	I'm so nervous I could puke + my body temp is rising ha ha ha ha ha	valence	0.422
2018-En-03937	When you realize you start college in literally less than a month hahahaha what the FUCK I just wanna be a #carefree teen forever TF	valence	0.484
2018-En-03456	got a channel on my Roku which has 24/7 Invader Zim playing. 	valence	0.635
2018-En-03595	Were starting an @insecurehbo club at my job. Every Monday we must be caught up on required watching. @opjumpstartlb @IssaRae 	valence	0.468
2018-En-03678	i want my better days to be here already bc i cant handle any more anger, heartache, n disappointment\ni srsly cant withstand being human lol	valence	0.119
2018-En-01743	Remember when you were a kid and you flipped up the bottom of your shirt to make a pouch and put snacks in there?  #times  #snacks	valence	0.586
2018-En-03032	kokobop is such a weird name\nbut I remember that it is said to be more lit that growl and it is #EXO so I'm accepting the name	valence	0.609
2018-En-00584	Koi to uso is off to a great start, enjoying it alot. Hope i don't lose interest midway just like i did with the manga xD	valence	0.629
2018-En-01219	Back on Twitter so I can follow my kid, at sleepaway camp, with no electronics.  #irony	valence	0.533
2018-En-02719	@miracles_J yaaay finally brave enought to comment on their vlive 😅	valence	0.707
2018-En-03841	@NBCNews @MarkHalperin @KeirSimmons Well that's funny cause we all know she is a serious Russian mafia atty	valence	0.764
2018-En-01774	Doing my daily devotionals brings  me such 🙌🏽 joy to my life. Its truly #amazing to study his words. #amen #godisgood #dailydevotionals	valence	0.742
2018-En-00470	@chrislhayes Imagine. #irony #asininity	valence	0.433
2018-En-01216	@FuthieMasina Lol nah u subscrib 4 R60/pm. N pay R3 each day thus anada R90/pm. Lol stream n use de app using ur data. #smiles	valence	0.500
2018-En-01805	@backtwo0 I believe these are my first pieces of artwork lol. A few of us received them. Hysterical 🤣	valence	0.741
2018-En-04284	Okay this girl On teen mom is screaming but she only 2 cm dilated 😭 when I was 2 cm I was just pissed bc she wouldn't give me water	valence	0.313
2018-En-00407	madly in love with the love of @ActionBronson for food. &lt;3  &lt;3  &lt;3  #fuckthatis	valence	0.790
2018-En-02268	Wishing you a blessed and happy morning. Glad to be here. Do you🤔 and brighten someone's day in your pursuit of happiness.	valence	0.733
2018-En-03834	@yollzbby That brown waist coat was a NO 😂	valence	0.516
2018-En-02537	Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Ofcourse, a house doesn’t jump at all.\n#elephantsportsllp #happy #jokeoftheday #laugh #stayhealthy	valence	0.891
2018-En-01630	@Kawells00 So bright that kill my heart😂	valence	0.817
2018-En-01082	Request MRI 2 years ago, Neuro only requested last year, I'm still waiting on appointment  #mssucks #healthcareFail	valence	0.267
2018-En-03086	@narendramodi There should need to take serious action over terrorism sir	valence	0.217
2018-En-02107	@realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr Is it driving you absolutely mad that the thing that will finally bring you down is an email? #ironic	valence	0.357
2018-En-01224	@_StevenKavuma I know!! #carefree	valence	0.516
2018-En-00875	@HuffPostUK As comical as this I really do despair for this country.	valence	0.322
2018-En-01688	@rachcolours But smiling 😄☔️	valence	0.724
2018-En-01522	@BCFC_Community excellent Jnr blues parents Meeting tonite lots of info given cheers all👍 #futuresbright#development baileyu12s #excited 😃⚽	valence	0.875
2018-En-01975	Defin @GetSpectrum Worst.Internet.Service.Ever. The cancer of monopolies 	valence	0.183
2018-En-03004	So hungry after eclipse. Ate a few slices of roasted beef, some cheese, and a glass of wine. Now I need a nap after reading. #bliss #eclipse	valence	0.613
2018-En-01415	@tommygoodwin Come on Tommy the weather in DC in mid-August is absolutely beautiful #DCstaycation #sarcasm	valence	0.531
2018-En-02596	@Afi_licious I have at 7am so I have to get up around 5am to get ready! N also 7am classes are never pleasant 😭	valence	0.210
2018-En-01730	@MikeyBustos im extremely sad and the parody is not on time 😭 i need to laugh	valence	0.117
2018-En-03413	So.... am I the only one hoping this ends in a tie, just like the last one that didn't count? #mke #irony	valence	0.403
2018-En-03993	@fredonair I always laugh during horror movies	valence	0.766
2018-En-01521	Having a bad day @TescoIrl #nightmare	valence	0.125
2018-En-00908	@jessmacf_ But his mannerisms are hilarious !!	valence	0.656
2018-En-00847	@KatRamsland 'call to action by TV host John Oliver, who urged viewers to leave comments expressing their displeasure at the FCC's policies.	valence	0.375
2018-En-04322	@Parlez_me_nTory @UKLabour Oh you are awful but I like you....	valence	0.486
2018-En-02479	@jinsproducer Thank you so much!! I don't draw a whole lot anymore but long haired jun is #inspiring	valence	0.790
2018-En-02318	@Jack_Septic_Eye You do know when most people refer to the hair as “lawn” they mean down there right?? 🤣	valence	0.531
2018-En-01429	Its hilarious that baby buffoon Trump provides evidence. Nothing new though. Eyes on the prize. Stop this nazi based admin in its tracks.	valence	0.500
2018-En-01697	If the original 'We don't have to take our clothes off' doesn't cheer me up, we're in trouble	valence	0.467
2018-En-02488	This the way I rage, \n\non sum wopstar shit ⭐️	valence	0.367
2018-En-00663	persuade me into taking you out by using lively puns	valence	0.550
2018-En-04001	I allow myself to be . #bekindtoyourself #quote	valence	0.517
2018-En-03863	@Deyfresco haha harsh but funny! Depends on which Jones we get. The Jones that fought OSP would have lost to DC imo	valence	0.567
2018-En-03596	Its funny how the people that break your heart are the ones that swore they never would #irony	valence	0.277
2018-En-02493	This Wednesday @ChandlerBMusic #kickstarter begins! Y'all be READY! #ChandlerBayMusic #ChandlerBayEP #tantrum	valence	0.793
2018-En-01698	How to get rich quick: Step 43. Get a suit fitted and panic.	valence	0.500
2018-En-00743	#Merkel has supported all #Israeli #terror initiatives opposing the #Palestinian bid for membership at the #UN.	valence	0.403
2018-En-02099	I hate when stupid ass shit irritate me	valence	0.054
2018-En-01652	I'm also wheezing really hard. I decided to make up today, and then after I got to work realized it was mbbsd, and now I'm #intimidated	valence	0.300
2018-En-02530	Early childhood demonstrates #pleasure seeking behavior and it can’t be considered as the vital tool of knowledge learning. \n#edchat #edtech	valence	0.593
2018-En-01265	Go harder when everyone else has had enough. #relentless #Cleaner	valence	0.558
2018-En-00269	many lead by expectation ,rather than by example. Perpetually holding  Damocles Sword over their staff's head &amp; expecting them to be joyful	valence	0.458
2018-En-04363	The next eclipse is in like 2024 and we won't have to deal with it in Nebraska. #relieved 🙄	valence	0.517
2018-En-02679	wow, i really can't believe four years already went by. four years. jeez. we miss you big guy #4yearswithoutcory #corymonteith #glee	valence	0.531
2018-En-03019	If your nail polish has hardened or is gummy, place the bottle in a pan of boiling water. The polish will be like new.	valence	0.500
2018-En-00075	its #easy to be #unhappy 😐	valence	0.161
2018-En-01357	The things I get myself into... #nervous #excited #prayforme	valence	0.517
2018-En-03904	Man, filling out your dad's life insurance paperwork will really put a damper on your Tuesday morning. Really makes it feel final...	valence	0.538
2018-En-00677	@AWilliamson54 dude, you're killing it on KSR #hilarious #AradioNatural	valence	0.950
2018-En-01570	@thetimtracker Saw last nights vlog. Sorry bout what u guys went through this weekend. Just glad u r doing better! Happy car shopping.	valence	0.519
2018-En-00442	Getting an unexpected phone call that instantly cheers you up &amp; makes you smile! :) #week12 #itsthelittlethings #smiles	valence	0.883
2018-En-03011	Have to go to a occupational services place for a drug test. Yet they don't know what the heck is going on. Just great! #blah #😡	valence	0.172
2018-En-03989	@BrokenSStudios @BLUpfront @CakedaddyINTL @ringoffireradio @ROF_Josh You must be racist... #sarcasm	valence	0.414
2018-En-04208	Battery drain &amp; a red hot iPhone (again) 🙁 #iOS11beta3	valence	0.167
2018-En-00939	@INFOSMESSl Happy birthday, hope you have a good day!	valence	0.828
2018-En-01546	@ellagallagher Thing is tho my pout was actually serious	valence	0.445
2018-En-01804	Having #sarcastic #friends will make you more #creative. #Sarcasm is considered a #brain stimulant. #friendship #SarcasmEnglish	valence	0.552
2018-En-02140	If someone gives you a confidential memo regarding the President of U.S., and tells you to leak it to the press, alarm bells should  go off	valence	0.534
2018-En-00443	Man having sinuses is some of the weakest shit 😡 my face and head still hurting smh	valence	0.129
2018-En-03655	Itw in latest @TechnologistEU: 'Tackling the gender gap'. Rest of the magazine: 25+ itws of men and 3 women mentioned! #ironic #seriously	valence	0.383
2018-En-00243	You are MINE, my baby, my headache, my love, my smile, my frown, my wrong, my right, my pain, my happiness, my everything.	valence	0.806
2018-En-00984	My new hope is we start asking for more emails for evidence and it brings it all down. I'd love the #irony #DonaldTrumpJr	valence	0.468
2018-En-01332	@colinmegill Very reassuring 2017 #sarcasm	valence	0.521
2018-En-03737	#AmarnathTerrorAttack  Muslims are killing everywhere Syria Iraq Palestine Everyday beyond They say that Islam is terrorism shame on you	valence	0.241
2018-En-00220	Don't stop believin' came on in the car and I almost started crying. Who else misses glee. #glee	valence	0.387
2018-En-00412	deni &amp; i on here be4: known as friendship goals by all our adorable mutuals 💘💗🙆🏻✨!⭐️™\nus now: tweets three times a day about depression	valence	0.484
2018-En-02747	When you watch @WSOP #MainEvent and play a small tourn. in your local 🇦🇹 cardroom. #limpedpot #familypot #horrible #polkish	valence	0.422
2018-En-03117	Shitty is the worst feeling ever #depressed #anxiety	valence	0.069
2018-En-01817	@Not_Yves 😂 me as hell	valence	0.613
2018-En-03971	@SteelerGoalie94 Apparently there's more skill involved in working a football than a ❤️ #irony #bollox #priorities	valence	0.533
2018-En-03813	Don't ever frown upon someone chasing a dream. Remember you were once chasing one too. HUMILITY ......	valence	0.434
2018-En-02686	@exceptions Although I have a nice vulva, I choose not to intimidate other women with it.	valence	0.417
2018-En-02896	Welp.. I hope y'all don't have animosity towards me &amp; find this new one. 🙇🏽‍♀️	valence	0.306
2018-En-00013	Mate moaned about racism in Tories, says 90% are racist.I said that's quite a sweeping generalisation to make, quite bigoted in fact #ironic	valence	0.259
2018-En-00408	@shaninphxaz @kaskade @SkylarGrey @YouTube Thanks. I appreciate that. It's just bad policy for crowd sourcing. #ironic.	valence	0.359
2018-En-02271	Tonight's episode of #GameOfThrones is just epic went through so many emotions watching it #dragonwhitewalker #flippinheck #brilliant	valence	0.645
2018-En-01958	I cannot wait to watch the sports world not recognize the greatness of the @Patriots should be great #sarcasm #ESPY	valence	0.500
2018-En-03978	A bit late but had to say Love You Zindagi by The Live 100 experience gave me goosebumps!Big shout to all of them! #awesomeness at its peak	valence	0.897
2018-En-01003	@vueling being stuffed into shuttles and airport hotel is not equivalent to arriving in Nice on time. Your #squad could also #smile more 😑	valence	0.400
2018-En-02119	Being able to sleep in just boxers is probably one of the best pros that comes with being a guy #breezy	valence	0.581
2018-En-00827	@passagefoods @TKMaxx_UK @Tesco Yes!!! Thank you. Bought loads today! #happy	valence	0.935
2018-En-04052	im hard to understand because my personality is so energetic and joyful but my mind often times wanders into the darkest places	valence	0.565
2018-En-03896	@D_Bushaiba @nalhussaini_ happy birthday 7ayate❤️	valence	0.776
2018-En-01256	I got striked by #awesomeness and blinding people by all the #glory! #nosleep48	valence	0.766
2018-En-01043	“Lack of Cyber Security specialists may be a significant barrier... consideration should be given to increase availability' #ironic #byeNHS	valence	0.448
2018-En-03940	Today's ECLIPSE was a warm fuzzy for the entire country. A GIANT GROUP HUG❤️😎💕#EclipseSolar2017 #repair #smiles	valence	0.875
2018-En-04087	@Zubrmeister @Arron_banks @andywigmore BTW: That was an #ironic post Cc .@andymoz78	valence	0.464
2018-En-00598	@amarakhbaranth1 Not answered my question - when the #AmarnathTerrorAttack perps are killed like rabid dogs will you praise army?	valence	0.281
2018-En-00400	I woke up too moody who gon Die today 😠	valence	0.150
2018-En-04073	Daniel killing her ex doeee🍫🍫🍫😛 #insecure	valence	0.435
2018-En-03157	#AmazonPrimeDay2017 is basically my new favorite holiday.  GPS watch, food storage, pet toys, books acquired! @amazon #happy #shopping	valence	0.857
2018-En-02181	@stevenmnuchin1 Does your wife look #adorable at 6:00 a.m.?  #AdorableWife  #AdorableWedding  #AdorableHoneymoon #AdorableJet  #AdorableJob	valence	0.800
2018-En-03825	All the bright places \n#movie💯😍	valence	0.650
2018-En-03240	@ufc wow, Snoop is smoking up good and it appears Faber has a contact high. Thanks for this amazing commentary. #ContenderSeries #sarcasm	valence	0.696
2018-En-00944	@SportsCenter No way?! #sarcasm	valence	0.359
2018-En-00633	(y'all) #snap	valence	0.367
2018-En-00337	@realDonaldTrump @seanhannity You are delusional as to what the word GREAT means to America.  #ironic	valence	0.403
2018-En-01324	Smiles and laughter are always good, but never forget your Poker Face - Kaito Kid  #DCQuotes	valence	0.625
2018-En-03983	So exhausted I could cry 😭	valence	0.121
2018-En-01507	God is #good all the time.	valence	0.642
2018-En-02096	#RahulDravid can be a IndiaA coach nd also overseas batting coach for main Indian team but he cannot coach both India A and IPL team #irony	valence	0.371
2018-En-02300	work was good for the first half 🙃	valence	0.578
2018-En-03957	Been spoilt even got a Kylie lip kit 😆	valence	0.710
2018-En-02425	@AquaRumi9 LMAO YASSSS this is a serious love triangle 😤😫😶 I am cheering for Suhyun tho.. but wait..	valence	0.467
2018-En-04035	@realDonaldTrump You still haven't mentioned that military plane crash. How presidential. #sarcasm #collusion	valence	0.286
2018-En-03195	The bathroom sink just spat a spider at me.  I turned on the faucet, and a sizable spider flew up out of the drain.  #spiders #fb	valence	0.234
2018-En-04207	I dont know if i'm able to take care of kids or not. Duduk dengan anak sepupu (boy) pun dah menguji kesabaran 😅	valence	0.387
2018-En-01211	Can finally start looking forward to my sisters wedding on Friday now the car is sorted ☺️🎉👰🏻 #relieved	valence	0.953
2018-En-00022	@RepLeeZeldin Horrible CNN interview.  U can't talk urself out if a paper bag. U don't even buy the crap that was coming out of ur mouth. 👎	valence	0.129
2018-En-00705	Today all India Bank strike? WTH. Was this announced? What's this strike for? 	valence	0.350
2018-En-01959	Library vendors sometimes really irritate me, esp. when a new owner has little commitment to what was once a great product + poor manners.	valence	0.210
2018-En-03484	Happy #worldfringeday I can't think of a more appropriate year to perform at the @edfringe for the first time with @CultureClashUK 	valence	0.919
2018-En-00052	@VitaCocoUK WOW 😍 This is wonderfully exciting! Would be a very happy treat to win ✨ Thank you for the chance ❤️️ Retweeted &amp; Following 😀	valence	0.903
2018-En-01330	ENTRYLOG: CSEternity- With time on my hands for half an hour, I feel slightly melancholy, for some reason….\n  .	valence	0.389
2018-En-03828	High quality person with transparency- adjectives I learned today. #TrumpJr #WhatsGoingOn #sarcasm #irony	valence	0.500
2018-En-01349	@DPD_UK apparently u left a calling card... @ which address cos it certainly wasn't the address u were supposed to be delivering 2!!! #awful	valence	0.179
2018-En-00445	@Monarch Really??? I've had to hang up! 	valence	0.250
2018-En-00699	The good thing about being a pessimist is that when I have low expectations all the time, I am pleasantly surprised more often. #pessimist	valence	0.569
2018-En-03565	@blonderella26 @Seahawksfan7777 @afern_alex @eugenegu @tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump She's gonna have a meltdown 🤣	valence	0.339
2018-En-00365	Thank God for @Nigelwaters_hw .surprised again that @AldridgeSec don't have a simple everyday lock instock when it says they do.. #sarcastic	valence	0.500
2018-En-00815	@mhodges813 Looks like you'll be working there until your 20 🤣	valence	0.500
2018-En-02503	@turabelamedi Wayyyyy wayy wayyyy!! 😄	valence	0.645
2018-En-03503	It's 2017 and there still isn't an app to stop you from drunk texting #rage	valence	0.167
2018-En-01351	@alb353 @thehugheslady @TelegraphNews @paulwestonlibgb Here you go, why not lionise this fellow....😒 #sarcasm	valence	0.391
2018-En-04058	y'all spend every paycheck on a new pack of drugs to sell or guns y'all just threaten people with...	valence	0.167
2018-En-01957	Why are women so put off by guys wanting sex when they meet? #naturalWhy is it ok 4 them 2 push a relationship b4 we meet? #irony any1.	valence	0.414
2018-En-01827	@wolvesrl @AndreSavelio @NRL Great player gutted to see u go but all the best! We will still be cheering for u in the NRL, Good luck	valence	0.603
2018-En-00962	got asked out on a date at a career week workshop today #irony	valence	0.548
2018-En-02423	@ibogost A BLACK FLYYYYYYYYY IN YOUR CHARDONAY! #ironic	valence	0.288
2018-En-04156	I can't afford to be unhappy. I've made it this far and there isn't anything or anyone that's going to take my happiness away.	valence	0.771
2018-En-03727	@RandyRainbow Brilliant &amp; clever as always. #delight	valence	0.613
2018-En-03260	#TOKYO\nFear death as much as optimism.	valence	0.391
2018-En-02823	A joyless faith is not one for which Jesus died. #thegospel #joy #Jesus #happiness	valence	0.613
2018-En-02173	@BloodMoonSaint @Tamaishingo22 definitely agree 😊	valence	0.694
2018-En-00029	Snowing heavily now in Christchurch CBD for Americas Cup parade ❄️❄️❄️ #irony #nosunburn	valence	0.471
2018-En-04010	Let me ask you a question:\n\nDid you REALLY just let #worry be your first response?\n\n#blink #breathe #startover #getchafaithup	valence	0.464
2018-En-04193	I give up! #simples #unhappy #fedup	valence	0.081
2018-En-03543	Felt like a lost soul in front of @katetempest, shivering more than ever #nowordstodescribe #emotional #beautiful #festival #aufoindelarue	valence	0.600
2018-En-00560	Taking my first #CreativeWriting class this semester. Never before has my grade been based on writing short stories 	valence	0.700
2018-En-04355	To go back in time to the 1st grade so you can walk up and shove your bully on the playground. Little asshole.\n#StupidReasonsToUseTimeTravel	valence	0.411
2018-En-03217	Am I in labor yet?? 😭😫 #miserable	valence	0.224
2018-En-00849	@shaneharris @juliettekayyem Howe #ironic ! The man had some #dignity &amp; #honor unlike those who actually benefited from it .	valence	0.578
2018-En-03035	It bugs me that people concern themselves so much with what other people CHOOSE to do with their money 😂🙈	valence	0.484
2018-En-00805	I thought he cried over some of his relative death or something but when i know the truth . I just wanna burst out 😂	valence	0.597
2018-En-03319	@mxxxcxxx weekedn cheer	valence	0.638
2018-En-01345	i know it shouldn't discourage me but i just really wanna create something amazing and outstanding	valence	0.515
2018-En-01554	Avoid facial cleansers containing harsh chemicals which irritate and weaken the protective barrier of skin. Use natural cleansers.	valence	0.355
2018-En-01490	Chad and Sarah is honestly me and my ex 10 years ago 😂😂 #CBB #horrifying	valence	0.500
2018-En-01728	@myouimina U r but idk to what extent u can go with teasing me 😃 u love it too much.	valence	0.759
2018-En-03239	@TerraJole is a bully.  plain and simple. 	valence	0.383
2018-En-02442	another chunk of #antarctic the size of #wales broke off. The #glee of knowing humans deserve their #extinction. #climatechange	valence	0.393
2018-En-01432	@SW_Trains Thank you for making me late AGAIN due to &lt;insert excuse here&gt; #sarcasm #fail	valence	0.317
2018-En-04270	5,877 #impressions over the last 24 hours. I've had an insightful #pleasure enlightening you all today, I hope I have been of #service. #USA	valence	0.707
2018-En-01829	@nkrrao karamadai ranganatha. Pallikondeeswarar shiva. Some more avl. Dont outrage without reason @kalps1616	valence	0.450
2018-En-02713	It's #inspiring to see all these CEO's denouncing Trump's response to Charlottesville now that there's zero risk in doing so.	valence	0.516
2018-En-01102	a day without laughter is a day wasted.	valence	0.586
2018-En-00183	@DavidLammy This kind of abuse is UNBELIEVABLE and an absolute disgrace. It makes me sad to see this #dismayed	valence	0.109
2018-En-03183	#Bible reading today shows us the Lord has done #great things for us &amp; we are glad. Our mouth is filled with #laughter &amp; tongue with singing	valence	0.774
2018-En-04097	Cyclist slams breaks to pace it to traffic lights. I slam car breaks&amp;tell him careful nearly ran him over=all the cussing #charming #bulwell	valence	0.421
2018-En-01788	@elonmusk Not in Serbia, birthplace of Nikola Tesla! #irony	valence	0.583
2018-En-01587	So excited I get to see Pablo Sandoval Saturday in Cuse, instead of Devers #sarcasm	valence	0.667
2018-En-03232	I hope you smiling and just laughing your soul out @lebeomak . I love you so much.. My Person\n                 😘😘😘😘\n                    😘😘😘😘	valence	0.883
2018-En-00181	PUPPY FOR ADOPTIONS !!! Happy pics!! Please SHARE for exposure! Put out the word to good adopter prospects!...	valence	0.672
2018-En-01126	If money cannot buy happiness, can you ever be truly happy with no money?	valence	0.468
2018-En-00514	Just watched #TheDarkTower &amp; I ask how did @StephenKing let them destroy a Literary masterpiece is beyond me. #crap #disappointment #fixit	valence	0.094
2018-En-01653	who needs an alarm clock when u have an excited puppy jumping on you every morning	valence	0.571
2018-En-03999	@KimKardashian would u be willing to bless me with $950 #singlemom #blessing #generosity #gettingbackonmyfeet #preschoolfees	valence	0.633
2018-En-02763	@CamilaLolie97 @Camila_Cabello I'm from Greece, but I'll travel anywhere arround Europe the next time she comes, just to meet her. 😊	valence	0.648
2018-En-00234	@CaptainsLog2017 also, #irony	valence	0.466
2018-En-02467	It amazes me how many useful videos there are on Youtube.  Everyone sharing knowledge &amp; making money doing it. #wonderful	valence	0.903
2018-En-01530	@AlaskaAir as a long time Gold &amp; near Million mile member just had a terrible customer service experience #disappointing	valence	0.323
2018-En-03986	Heading to PNC today to get the ball going for my MA! #goingforit #nervous #excited	valence	0.776
2018-En-01661	@TJB_1998 @charlieguzman4 @brfootball @LCFC Very funny TJ, very funny #sarcastic	valence	0.500
2018-En-01995	@voguelayout fback ☹	valence	0.464
2018-En-03216	Watching #ScottishOpenHeroChallenge from last night... Smoke, flames, tense sound effects and lively commentary.. #boring #dull #shite 🙈	valence	0.323
2018-En-00422	@F3Alpha #F3Roswell #Preblast\nI've been handed the keys to Roswell Area Park. See you in the gloom. Be ready to slip &amp; slide at 0530	valence	0.482
2018-En-02337	Mothafuckas wanna adopt the dark, but I was born in it	valence	0.300
2018-En-03569	#happiness can be found, created or curated.\n\n#depression #DepressionAwareness #Depressed	valence	0.321
2018-En-01680	The best kind of self harm is through the mind #depression	valence	0.190
2018-En-01434	Seems Trump Jr should have hired Hillary to delete his emails. #ironic	valence	0.500
2018-En-02184	Done been down so long lost hope done came down so hard I slowed, meditatin all of my wins ain't no limit when I might shine #life #grateful	valence	0.641
2018-En-01231	@FinnTurner0 do I? I wonder what they are. #sarcasm	valence	0.481
2018-En-02106	@EricTrump Yeah, that's it. #sarcasm #traitor #karma #TrumpRussia	valence	0.391
2018-En-03306	Who also miss glee ? #gleek #glee #GleeForever #DreamsComeTrue #dontstopbelieving #gleecast @GLEEonFOX	valence	0.725
2018-En-00377	#Gambling Horse racing is animated roulette. ~ Roger Kahn #quotes #followme	valence	0.567
2018-En-04135	@ShaneMalwa @MajorPoonia @devyanidilli I believe ur mekka n madina also dikling which u kiss. A dark dirty one	valence	0.467
2018-En-02245	Is it just me or do other @Arsenal fans can't help but start to like #JoseMourinho abit he is actually being honest now an less #sarcastic?	valence	0.448
2018-En-01497	@S1dharthM @Asli_Jacqueline @foxstarhindi @krishdk @rajnidimoru Looks fun! 😀 cant wait to watch!	valence	0.700
2018-En-01236	@denisebatters I blame @stephenharper for these terrible terrible rules. 	valence	0.080
2018-En-02542	@AlbinomiteMM4 I'll be cheering you on from the bench	valence	0.625
2018-En-01613	Aw, bummer. @WckdLbrn (Maura Rankin) blocked me for calling her out as a #bully. Some people just #CantHandleTheTruth, can they?	valence	0.286
2018-En-03832	Spread the love means no matter how hard life is, never stop smilling :) and be happy. Always.	valence	0.828
2018-En-02449	@esmithla Word of advice, don't jump, it's not worth damaging your camera #sarcasm	valence	0.321
2018-En-03085	Should I be flattered that locals keep asking if Im Swedish? #Swedish #beautiful #Europe	valence	0.581
2018-En-03344	@TheVintageYear growl like a dog, see if she lifts herself off and gives you space?	valence	0.375
2018-En-03637	The lies that have been told will uncover the truth. #irony #treason #motive #Kompromat #blackmail what are they hiding?- Dan Rather #MSNBC	valence	0.371
2018-En-02656	@BryanHoch Why not go the Tanaka route..just rehab it ..he's pitched so well! #sarcastic	valence	0.467
2018-En-01841	@suzolyle I'd have missed it by a year. Scottish Open near Troon this week but. #sarcastic	valence	0.468
2018-En-02215	@domholland You did brilliant on The Chase. Of course, you were with Tucker flippin' Jenkins so we were cheering like mad, but top job!	valence	0.733
2018-En-02976	Did you know the #moon is 400 times smaller than the #sun? #eclipse  #amazing  #SolarEclipse2017	valence	0.690
2018-En-04124	@lukeWHC09 Hahaaa! Was fuming with that 😞😂	valence	0.317
2018-En-01420	I'm dead tired yet can't sleep #wonderful	valence	0.290
2018-En-00557	@joerogan I looked at the eclipse without glasses and now I have x-ray vision! #awesomeness	valence	0.806
2018-En-03545	@StreamPlanetHD #crap sorry but doesn’t work	valence	0.241
2018-En-03661	'Hello, World' program's finally ready for GitHub 😊	valence	0.719
2018-En-00379	Chicken n stuffing going in the crockpot for din din. #getinmybelly 	valence	0.517
2018-En-02898	@iamacatsby except now everyones saying that 'pee your pants' is code for 'kill yourself' and quite honestly it's hilarious	valence	0.650
2018-En-02212	Funny, LOL, you actually grew up to be that despicable azzhole you portrayed in Videodrome. #ironic.	valence	0.629
2018-En-03156	seeing sope perform otsukare always makes me happy no matter how much of a bad day I have	valence	0.759
2018-En-00804	Morning! Good vibes today people!! It's July 11, 2017 at 09:00AM #goodmorning #twitter #happy	valence	0.810
2018-En-03430	@Spectacles Not creepy at all...go check @blackmirror ep. The Entire History of You and rethink the concept, people! #irony #PleaseStayHuman	valence	0.333
2018-En-02622	@DannyMcguire6 sad day Danny 😓you have been and still are a true Leeds rhino you have been brilliant at the club I will miss you	valence	0.241
2018-En-00051	You aren't weathly until you have something, money can't but. \n #goodmorning   #bless #guidelife #usa #uk #ksa	valence	0.650
2018-En-02151	@LuckyStarLights I skip anything below 718 score tbh. Finding other fully SI horse teams is fun though, I added a few through arena. 🤣	valence	0.569
2018-En-03699	@jayteemuro Man people wont mourn the 9 chaps beheaded by terrorists. But they will mourn a corrupt killer politician	valence	0.250
2018-En-03181	The thought of going to the gym this a.m. &amp; doing HiiT instead of lifting makes me not wanna go at all. #ironic #butimmago #bodylikewhoa	valence	0.548
2018-En-00196	@Chris_Meloni Also? #irony	valence	0.407
2018-En-02526	@BroxtonDaniel I love you more than anything. I'm so glad we're able to make each other so infinitely happy😊	valence	0.806
2018-En-02547	@mizuvera I hope didn't scare other people who owned this figure that he will move at midnight 😂	valence	0.656
2018-En-04220	@bfraser747 @DonaldJTrumpJr MSM should not reprint his emails word for word. Its incredibly biased! Sad! #sarcasm	valence	0.268
2018-En-00383	Every GIRL deserves a GUY who can make her SMILE :D	valence	0.744
2018-En-03712	You can pair me with your smartphone. Just lay it on me and by spinning I'll pair it into pieces / #smart #playful #washer #IoT	valence	0.700
2018-En-00911	#horror fiends... what should I watch on @horror_channel or @NetflixUK tonight???	valence	0.593
2018-En-01956	@n_umira omg why ☹	valence	0.277
2018-En-04098	I keep getting so worried about the amount of plastic that gets thrown away atm as if I didn't panic enough about the environment already :)	valence	0.155
2018-En-04329	@Pontifex To Pope\nDisclose Fatima's prophecy. Command from \nGod is very angry.\nPlease disclose the prophecy.\nI am a blessed 　God's　daughter.	valence	0.635
2018-En-02092	@dngokingyok They are my hetero guilty pleasure 😂	valence	0.806
2018-En-03424	People who say nmu are the worst, something has to be going on, tell me I wanna know bout your life that's why I fucking asked, I care 😤	valence	0.113
2018-En-02961	nothing better than going on holiday when the weathers grim at home	valence	0.467
2018-En-04308	i'll have my own apartment and not have to sneak alcohol into my dorm room or worry about being loud #blessed	valence	0.823
2018-En-02515	So happy Steven and I were together to experience that 💞 she's so beautiful	valence	0.850
2018-En-00637	The only thing ironic about the song Ironic is the title. #ironic #notironic	valence	0.339
2018-En-01441	@jaden_lindner If I acquire a deadly scowl like that I'm going to be pretty happy to be old	valence	0.597
2018-En-03915	season 6 #glee	valence	0.529
2018-En-00933	“Laugh as much as you breath and love as long as you live.” ~Unknown #laugh	valence	0.768
2018-En-01809	It's my time to shine 😅	valence	0.919
2018-En-01847	Just enjoyed a delicious salad drenched in Theon Nectar's Greek Extra Virgin Olive Oil  – absolutely DELICIOUS!! Mmmmm! #yummy #healthy	valence	0.774
2018-En-03062	@justicemalala The Guptas is the middle man from hell. ..men with cigars sitting and plotting in the dark of night	valence	0.293
2018-En-03452	Who ever knew it would feel good to have such a wonderful hour and a half interview? 😁 #smiling #success	valence	0.953
2018-En-02164	They've cleared the warehouse floor at work and there's sooo much beautiful smooth concrete 😭	valence	0.556
2018-En-02733	@reltxrodeoqueen Wow! Isn't evolution wonderful! #sarcasm	valence	0.609
2018-En-02884	@LoganPaul You share your jolly cheerful character that it makes so unique:)	valence	0.617
2018-En-00363	@MrLeBrun 0 for the summer #irony #totallyrossome #rulebreaker	valence	0.323
2018-En-00897	Of course Molina #bitter	valence	0.274
2018-En-01144	I see where Farrah gets her rudeness from. Her mother was as horrible to Dr Drew tonight  as she was. These women need help #TeenMomOG	valence	0.320
2018-En-01151	Well played radio station. Playing the song 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' at the start of the eclipse! #Eclipse #brilliant	valence	0.733
2018-En-01819	I think I have anger issues 😐	valence	0.200
2018-En-03015	@saffronieee thnx fan 😂	valence	0.726
2018-En-02133	#good #truth #Jesus #truth Psalms 103:8 The Lord is merciful and loving, slow to become angry and full of constant love.	valence	0.750
2018-En-04380	'Is it that funny to you when someone's sad? In that case, I'll beat you 'till you won't even be able to crack a smile!'	valence	0.420
2018-En-04342	@s_navroop Bholenath ne apna Gussa toh nikaalna hai. Either the government helps take out Terrorism and do HIS work, Or the wrath is on GOVT	valence	0.403
2018-En-01249	.@AlistairBurtUK states that DfiD is working hard to ensure Palestine isn't funding terrorism #FCOQs	valence	0.445
2018-En-00507	That person that #TalksTooMuch it becomes fucking #frustrating &amp; you get #mad but u have to pretend ur interested cos ur a nice person	valence	0.274
2018-En-04219	Miss Sylvester wants to see you in her office, Mr. Schue. She doesn't like to be kept waiting.  #glee	valence	0.323
2018-En-02831	@PrisUY Good point if let's say the Argentinian police would do 1/100 what they are doing we would see a lot of outrage by certain people.	valence	0.422
2018-En-02499	@England_Netball @NetballSW Please vote for the South West nominees to give us a chance #humbled  #southwestnetballfamily	valence	0.547
2018-En-01270	@djsantero I'm feeling bad for the family dog.  #nightmare	valence	0.207
2018-En-03981	Happy birthday to me 😄 no I'm not lucky I'm blessed yes 😂	valence	0.931
2018-En-04258	@BugsySeigal been reading your Twitter this lunchtime... you're very angry aren't you 😂😂	valence	0.500
2018-En-03272	@Creative_Voices @ScotParl Happy to help :-)	valence	0.583
2018-En-03520	Oklahoma, South Carolina, Idaho, and Louisiana I'll see you this fall 😍 #excitement	valence	0.933
2018-En-00384	When you tell your boyfriend you want a pot bellied pig and he replies with 'I've already got one' and points at you...😩🐷🐷 	valence	0.200
2018-En-01074	Instead of asking #blessing from GOD the Father, remain #engaged on #pilgrimage of remembrance. Never get #tired on spiritual pilgrimage.	valence	0.532
2018-En-04069	@blonderella26 @Seahawksfan7777 @Shitlery @afern_alex @eugenegu @tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump She's getting mad just like we like it 🤣	valence	0.516
2018-En-03851	This rain had me dancing in the street #rejoice #rejoice #thetimeofgreatsorrowisover	valence	0.783
2018-En-02240	@realDonaldTrump says the guy who revealed \n#topsecret information to the #Russians #irony also, it's unverified, you punk.	valence	0.258
2018-En-03856	@MartinPincot Haha @MartinPincot -  just sent a sext to the vicar with a holy, holy, twist --- My bad 😂\n \n#Fun #joy #laughter \n👿 ..... 😇	valence	0.875
2018-En-00811	@realDonaldTrump PS. I thoight your investigation was the: 'greatest witch hunt.?' Wow, something is better than yours! #sarcasm	valence	0.500
2018-En-00691	Found out the peraon i liked wanted to that someone else #sadness	valence	0.153
2018-En-02199	finnish 'table manners', to the extent they exist, seem to include only self sufficiency and not getting in people's way so it's hilarious	valence	0.625
2018-En-01734	@gogreen18 Trans people love being reminded that they'll never be complete. #sarcasm #comicsans	valence	0.481
2018-En-00817	@Walu2go @ThisisLukeOwen Yes it is. I especially love the ramble chat love when they go off topic for like ten minutes. #awesomeness	valence	0.806
2018-En-01619	The enjoyment of seeing the same thing your ex did to you happen to them! #karma #😂 #whatgoesaroundcomesaround	valence	0.778
2018-En-00569	@prisonerben1 Try explaining to Joe Public these charities do not simply give offenders 'treats' #despair	valence	0.145
2018-En-03384	@Bombardier Joyeux anniversaire / Happy birthday Bombardier Inc. :)	valence	0.828
2018-En-03973	@executivegoth I tried a free Alpha trial to watch #dread and I'm sold. Worth the subscription alone. You all are incredible!	valence	0.613
2018-En-03313	@PuddlesPityP Witnessed #totality, overcome with insane awe &amp; emotion. Son equated to witnessing your talent. #hegetsit #cry #eclipse2017	valence	0.654
2018-En-02505	@KEEMSTAR I mean see tge point but it is a lively hood for some. Really the only ones that should complain are...	valence	0.483
2018-En-00958	Signs of Incipient Faggotry are the arsehole quivering and puckering.	valence	0.290
2018-En-01609	Beautiful morning at the beach on Anna Maria Island with my wife. #vacation #blessed #happy	valence	0.923
2018-En-02766	Tomorrow should be interesting if info is being released re away priority &amp; Canalside membership! #outrage #htafc	valence	0.483
2018-En-03922	@whatthefarrugia still trembling	valence	0.234
2018-En-03724	@DaaruBaazMehta Prime Minister of India &amp; Home Minister of India are responsible to take strict action against BJP 🙄 😄 #sarcasm	valence	0.370
2018-En-01160	@_lanimoreno and I had Chem, Anatomy, and now IB Sports together (': #amazing	valence	0.970
2018-En-00253	@WalmartToday your hitting it spot on with your commercials. Love the one with the town coming to eat and bringing chairs. #brilliant	valence	0.740
2018-En-03835	@RegPCB I like a world where Love Island drarms is the worst thing I've got to worry about.	valence	0.567
2018-En-01721	@TimHortons Please please PLEASE make your jalapeño jack sandwich a regular! I LOOOVE it!!! 	valence	0.710
2018-En-01105	Is it okay to think you are going to die alone? #sadness	valence	0.052
2018-En-03054	Thank you for the M line construction @MTA . Sincerely, all J train riders Essex to Bway Junction. #nycsubway 	valence	0.667
2018-En-01951	Woke up to my neighbors singing Perfect by Ed Sheeran. 😊 My mood has been set. 😍	valence	0.871
2018-En-00915	@jaketapper So badly they talked adoption for 20 min. I would certainly trust what a Russian agent says. #sarcasm	valence	0.350
2018-En-02513	my name is sara, im 20 years old and i cant believe boiling an onion is making me cry	valence	0.161
2018-En-00886	Just seeing school idols fills me with energy, makes me want to cheer for them and makes me also want to sing and dance together with them!	valence	0.821
2018-En-01867	beautiful day Lord has made let us rejoice &amp; be glad in it &amp; rejoice Hillary NOT president! God bless POTUS &amp; United States of America🇺🇸👍	valence	0.833
2018-En-02272	All the proud parents on fb about their kids school report and am shitting myself for Graces arriving 😂😂😂  #troublemaker	valence	0.597
2018-En-03610	@AppleSupport worst customer service. 3days to get a diagnostic appt?! #disappointing #ittakes3minutestorunadiagnostic	valence	0.210
2018-En-00544	@NathanSykes Happy Tuesday. I hope you have an amazing day. Proud of you &amp; blessed to know you. You make my world better by being in it.❤️	valence	0.897
2018-En-01367	happy birthday girly, hope you have an amazing day :) @kkarlidawson	valence	0.900
2018-En-02754	@cyclingweekly 'shocking' ???  Nah that's not Shocking . Richie Portes crash ...THAT WAS  shocking . #tourdefrance2017	valence	0.393
2018-En-02310	Good Morning #start 2Wheel #free course *Pune *8888006565	valence	0.581
2018-En-02715	Lugubrious face, crestfallen eyes, forlorn heart and an agitated soul seeking serenity.	valence	0.234
2018-En-01201	Just when you thought the weather would be peachy for the rest of the day, downpour happens. #murphysucks #ironic	valence	0.210
2018-En-04084	13) mutual whos always online - @Lafa_YEET bc we have to bully her to get to sleep	valence	0.419
2018-En-01220	Stranger Things S2 25secs teaser! #excited 😲	valence	0.891
2018-En-03112	I'm extra lazy today 😟	valence	0.317
2018-En-04278	@weareremixes yeah he's delicious no need to threaten me	valence	0.500
2018-En-02580	Great start. Exciting new innovation = new challenges. @VisaSecurity #VSS2017 #brilliance	valence	0.645
2018-En-00787	@KokuKokuBoo It's kay. They were my main healer/caster in HW...but not for SB (for now) sadly.	valence	0.200
2018-En-03376	trying my best to be happy :-)	valence	0.617
2018-En-01693	Any #GOP senator who refuses to #RepealAndReplace needs to bear the #wrath of their constituents @ polls home state!  #healthcare #price2pay	valence	0.347
2018-En-02234	Ready to start my day after practising my daily #meditation.Today's focus was on #gratitude and there are so many things to be #grateful for	valence	0.759
2018-En-02093	@PaulCalafiore_ Absolutely ! Happy blessed Tuesday ❤️	valence	0.947
2018-En-01718	2nd time this week I received services for free. It pays to be nice! #kindness #friendliness #bekind #smile	valence	0.919
2018-En-00735	@MarcMero Happy Anniversary!! Have a great day!!	valence	0.911
2018-En-03118	A beautiful day starts with you being cheerful and letting the #joy of the #Lord spring out of you &lt;3\n\nNelly Cruz	valence	0.758
2018-En-01655	I just tore my 2nd meniscus in 2 months what the fuck have you accomplished. But seriously, reaching maniacal laughter pain/WTF, self?-ness	valence	0.305
2018-En-01399	@NRA The NRA deriding another sellout? #irony	valence	0.467
2018-En-02550	@emilyhroderick Electronics also have foibles, personality faults, like to sulk and crash just like humans... switch off and desolder	valence	0.534
2018-En-01781	#note8 #animated said pen. Amazing. Wife loves this one	valence	0.741
2018-En-02009	Do not linger too long near the howff or you risk the displeasure of a chuhaister with pubes more underwhelming than those of an aurochs.	valence	0.281
2018-En-02822	DC Young fly is hilarious man.	valence	0.774
2018-En-02369	@ledfordshyenne Little piggy 😂	valence	0.581
2018-En-02289	This is the day that the lord has made I will rejoice and BE GLAD IN IT! 🙌🏿🌟 #blessed #favored #loved #	valence	0.767
2018-En-04033	Stuck between a rock and a hard place #great	valence	0.517
2018-En-00244	i love his smile	valence	0.741
2018-En-01316	The formula of happiness rather than inertia. #elated	valence	0.776
2018-En-02323	A person #hates u for 1 of 3 reasons. They 1) want 2b U; 2) #hate themselves. 3) C U as a #threat. (&amp; don't tell me hate doesn't exist!)	valence	0.391
2018-En-03909	mum got out of a rlly bad car crash completely not injured and i found a rlly sentimental piece of jewellery i thought i'd lost #blessed	valence	0.643
2018-En-02860	It's okay sus. Let that hurt go 🤗 * that's me hugging ya bitter ass * 😂😂😂	valence	0.667
2018-En-02742	oh no now that i'm back home i actually have to figure out what i'm gonna do with my life #brilliant 😟	valence	0.407
2018-En-03405	@edgeoforever @docrocktex26 I think I speak for all when I say 'not until @ggreenwald agrees!' Or at least,  'yeah but Clinton...' #sarcasm	valence	0.383
2018-En-01002	Life is great. #sarcasm	valence	0.607
2018-En-00150	Just a side #thought, everything takes #time and #effort ... #annoyed	valence	0.323
2018-En-00948	Just added a copy of CANDIDE to my local Little Free Library &amp; a guy grabbed it literally 5 seconds later #optimism #BestOfAllPossibleWorlds	valence	0.567
2018-En-01605	@Mike_J_Lord You're welcome 😃	valence	0.603
2018-En-02440	Why hasn't my alarm gone off... 🤔😩⏰	valence	0.344
2018-En-03716	Just finished writing 'thunder' on a graphic as thunder occurred #ironic	valence	0.517
2018-En-02998	@JYSexton Lucky you aren't a biased Lib-tard. All your tweets seem super-unbiased and legit. #sarcasm	valence	0.516
2018-En-01050	@COFFEECOWal Really Sad News, it's been a pleasure over the years, all the best for the future.	valence	0.339
2018-En-04166	Today is already off to a great start..... 🙄 	valence	0.786
2018-En-00041	@fuzzbish @LouiseMensch @realDonaldTrump Ha ha! Trump supporter calls someone else a narcissist! #irony	valence	0.422
2018-En-03045	@KerryKatona7 Stunner cute like her mum 😃	valence	0.810
2018-En-01939	@NCSNorthEast @NCS It'll start on Sunday when the first groups depart :)	valence	0.531
2018-En-03580	@NationalGeoAr Waw so loyal and honorable 😒 #sarcasm	valence	0.379
2018-En-01212	TARED tabby abaci rabid each dabs	valence	0.264
2018-En-00580	Just tried @GoodmanBakery for the 1st time... GF for 13 yrs &amp; these are some of the best baked goods I've ever had! DF is a bonus! #yummy	valence	0.845
2018-En-00286	@DOBrienAJC What did you do to rile up all the Roberts?	valence	0.429
2018-En-00221	Life is a #blessing	valence	0.783
2018-En-02967	Thank you for sending random kind people into my life when I need them the most #smiling #grateful	valence	0.859
2018-En-03460	never had a dull moment with u guys 💕	valence	0.767
2018-En-01286	@cnn please get Sebstian Gorka off of my tv.  The whole trump admin. needs to stop deflecting by talking about Hillary.  #awful	valence	0.194
2018-En-00115	I'm the wholesome drunk that sends people memes and compliments them at 2am on snap	valence	0.743
2018-En-02981	I feel like it's taken me like 6 months to understand what net neutrality is but like...fucking capitalists I'm 	valence	0.258
2018-En-04376	Up early. Kicking ass and taking names. #offense.	valence	0.603
2018-En-01275	if jk realize what taehyung did can he do that to taehyung as a revenge? i would love to	valence	0.483
2018-En-02353	'Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve' Roger Lewin Terrific :) Tuesday	valence	0.411
2018-En-00664	Well. At least #DonaldTrumpJr is finally the headline. The least of the #Trump children. Finally stepping up. #sarcasm	valence	0.468
2018-En-00642	@eavesdropann My pleasure my dear. 😘	valence	0.821
2018-En-02404	The #buthisemails meme is hilarity.	valence	0.694
2018-En-01095	Maggie Smith does not get the credit she deserves 😂 hilarious and brilliant actress!	valence	0.900
2018-En-03074	@dwarsrivier_SA Welcome to the industry fellow #guides! Expect a future of #excitement, #hairraising tales and just allround #fun! :D	valence	0.806
2018-En-00687	You turned my world with a smile, and you take my heart with a kiss	valence	0.823
2018-En-02827	@GarimaGupta1508 @SHEROESIndia missing it! Look forward to seeing you all in #Bangalore soon 😀	valence	0.734
2018-En-03276	@SylvesterTurner @HoustonMatters With all the other stuff going on in houston #crime you spend your time bullying the homeless #wonderful	valence	0.259
2018-En-02800	Santorini is so beautiful 😍	valence	0.759
2018-En-01248	Hello everyone! How are you? Sinong excited na for live shows? Hahaha don't worry we are too 😃😬	valence	0.793
2018-En-01681	Haven't been on a holiday abroad in two years how depressing is that btw☹️	valence	0.107
2018-En-00275	@amc4100 You mean you didn't like the giggle?!?!?  😂 #sarcasm	valence	0.548
2018-En-03192	I'm BEYOND entertained 😂 and in this case it's a sad thing to witness 😂😂 watch and loving the dms 😘 #flattered #cantdoitlikeme #poorthing 😋	valence	0.781
2018-En-01985	Thank you, @realDonaldTrump, for using the Afghanistan policy of #44... he was pretty smart! \n\nP.S. Do not look directly at the sun! #bad	valence	0.371
2018-En-00097	@BethRigby And you'd even worn an attention-grabbing bright green jacket too...	valence	0.328
2018-En-03080	I feel bad for people who don't understand my sarcasm. They think I'm mean, but really I'm hysterical &amp; they don't realize it. #sad #funny	valence	0.232
2018-En-01338	@Za1d hota hai terrorism ka majhab hota hai and dat is Islam soldiers of allah killing innocent people around the world #RadicalIslam	valence	0.339
2018-En-00893	Woke up with a horrible cloggy summer cold #attractive 😉😩	valence	0.339
2018-En-02279	It's a #blessing to love it's a blessing to have someone to love	valence	0.645
2018-En-02767	max @whitephobe is lit af he rly put up w my dumb ass for abt two yrs ol boy deserves an award &lt;3 i lov him sm hes a delight &amp; a half	valence	0.710
2018-En-00953	IT WASN'T ENOUGH 😢	valence	0.133
2018-En-02764	Good Night everyone... #goodnight #sleep #nice #great #night #music #day	valence	0.850
2018-En-03012	@WILLLANNO Man u r just bitter about Manu making great strides...	valence	0.411
2018-En-02110	They cancelled Chewing Gum. #devastated	valence	0.103
2018-En-00700	@christinequinty I just knew. #delightful #Eclipse	valence	0.806
2018-En-03122	Reads two sentences about engagement...yeah...that's enough let's see what social media has to offer. #ironic	valence	0.324
2018-En-01933	Welcome new followers @GibbonWa @Halmarun @CleanFaceSkin We will mostly be talking #happiness &amp; #ethicalfashion Happy to connect :)	valence	0.891
2018-En-01612	@Deb_Renee Good morning, you're very welcome awesome lady 🤗 😍	valence	0.781
2018-En-03468	@kathryn_dennis keep your head clear an focused. Do not let T intimidate you or use your children to silence you! Hate when a man does that!	valence	0.552
2018-En-03532	She'll leave you with a smile	valence	0.758
2018-En-04063	@Teenique yessss waiting for an epi is for the birds. it sucks. im waiting for walking dead new season😩 	valence	0.296
2018-En-04065	They say money can't buy happiness... Retweet this if you'd be happy with 27 Million Dollars.	valence	0.656
2018-En-00308	@ClairePotter @Mermaids_March @2minbeachclean Woohoo! Enjoy Claire! Happy Tuesday :D	valence	0.883
2018-En-02566	A man without a smiling face must not open a shop. -Chinese Proverb	valence	0.500
2018-En-03422	Fed up of smiling at old people and getting dirty looks in return. Go fuck yourself Mildred you miserable prick	valence	0.242
2018-En-03263	@Good_Therapy and @CounsellorsCaf are talking about #depression today! What's trending in your community?	valence	0.521
2018-En-01012	@itsjordansroom Good Morning to you as well Miss Jordan!! Have a cheerful day!	valence	0.741
2018-En-03523	Goodevening 😆	valence	0.679
2018-En-01281	Good morning family to all of you who took the time to wish mom a HAPPY BIRTHDAY Thank you from my ❤ love you be blessed	valence	0.906
2018-En-04175	@Miss_Wisconsin It's amazing what not being told no enough can raise. #horrid	valence	0.258
2018-En-03895	When do you feel the hungriest?\nThe night before I start a new #diet .\n#hungry #food #HealthyEating #trying #new #funny	valence	0.564
2018-En-04060	@dp_srk_rk It's going 3 only. He has berdych tomorrow. Nothing to worry. Easiest draw	valence	0.468
2018-En-02559	@deray Someone needs to speak for the frat boys #sarcasm	valence	0.323
2018-En-00589	Best evening adult drink w/chocolate #satisfaction is @Nestle DARK hot chocolate + chili powder + cinnamon + whiskey #delicious ☕️	valence	0.852
2018-En-01595	I've been awake for 451 days 23 hours and I'm sleepy and tired #weary #raspberrypi #nodered #bot #iot #sunshinecoast	valence	0.267
2018-En-00402	@CrystalSuicide I see that #sarcasm	valence	0.438
2018-En-01088	@ThePURCompany I have tried #PUR Mojito Lime mints They are #delicious 😘Happy #NationalMojitoDay to all #contest #win ✅💚	valence	0.823
2018-En-04046	When his ex stops being a jealous psycho.............after yous are split 😂😂 #ironic 🤔	valence	0.607
2018-En-03040	It's tough when people give up on their friends because of politics. #irony is a bitch. #relatable	valence	0.258
2018-En-00149	@chuckwoolery I Feel sick reading this, when does it end? #dread #civil war? #sad	valence	0.083
2018-En-01140	Wouldn't it be fantastic if it was discovered that DJT Jr. forwarded that email to his father... #irony	valence	0.547
2018-En-01166	no offense to those who love k culture, u can love it all you want bbs!! 💖 but i just personally want to get to know my own country's-	valence	0.645
2018-En-03572	Trump, standing on stage next to @EmmanuelMacron (39) defending his idiot son @DonaldJTrumpJr (39), calling him a 'fine young man' #ironic	valence	0.276
2018-En-03379	Woke up to what appears to be either a sinus or ear infection. This week is off to a great start so far.	valence	0.397
2018-En-03049	@gammarus @Steel_Con @Scott_Helme People know your serious now brother! #awesome	valence	0.806
2018-En-01398	Going to bed with dry and clean hair. #blessing	valence	0.667
2018-En-01019	@Taylor_Stanton3 @realChadJohnson 0% butt hurt, friend, just tried to make a joke. Should've put #sarcastic at the end.	valence	0.375
2018-En-02134	Jellyfish are turtles' food, turtles that you kill by throwing YOUR plastic wastes in the sea. So don't complain when they sting your ass.	valence	0.450
2018-En-03102	#31DaysOfJoy Laughter brings me so much joy! It's good for the ❤️. #laughter #laughterishealing #laughterisgoodforthesoul	valence	0.935
2018-En-03996	.@PayPal  why do you always make it so incredibly difficult to do anything or get anything resolved?  #customerservice #sucks	valence	0.141
2018-En-00333	My main concern are the children and his wife thats if she is still stuck with him and if she is, then she's strong af. Jeez 😟	valence	0.220
2018-En-01858	The stupidest and weirdest thing people do. And what's more stupid than that? They upload it online. Oh my god. But good for laughter ah. 🤣🤣	valence	0.629
2018-En-02973	I want a friendship group like in Friends 😧	valence	0.484
2018-En-02001	@whutyearisit Conforto striking out like that, what a loser #sarcasm #metstwitter	valence	0.371
2018-En-02192	Choose someone who makes you laugh #😂	valence	0.667
2018-En-00141	I love it when my coworker talks to me about the most recent episode of a show I don't watch.... #sarcasm #idontgiveafuck	valence	0.391
2018-En-03677	It's a good morning today and I'm feeling lively 😊 #goodmorning #happy #lively	valence	0.817
2018-En-03287	Cream tea @NTColbyGarden #delicious	valence	0.767
2018-En-03979	Thousands of pickled certified ostrogoths ! #angry	valence	0.234
2018-En-02858	'A #pessimist sees the difficulty in every #opportunity; an #optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.' —Winston Churchill #quote	valence	0.607
2018-En-04320	@Gabriel_4EVR @drassenov @R17L29XI No, it's the lack of games for sure. #sarcasm	valence	0.435
2018-En-02419	Nice to be able to turn the alarm clock off until next Tuesday morning. #awesome	valence	0.845
2018-En-04059	Premier League Teams should fear next seasons Arsenal's XI. #coyg #afc	valence	0.507
2018-En-01488	how are you my love? @Hashtag_DonJon love youu!! thanks for the smile, that motivates me to keep going!! 💛 so blessed to have you 😊	valence	0.867
2018-En-02648	'She is the clothed with strength and dignity, and she laughs without fear of the future.' 💛🌿 @jessconte	valence	0.516
2018-En-03444	My dads big day is only less than 2 weeks away. 😱 #excited	valence	0.823
2018-En-04040	And let the depression take the stage once more 🙃	valence	0.141
